1. Indianapolis (1): The offensive lull isn’t a worry – yet.
2. New England (4): Why do people question this team?
3. Pittsburgh (2): Steelers join Colts in Patriots’ dungeon.
4. Atlanta (6): Team to beat in still-weak NFC.
5. Philadelphia (7): That’s one tough kicker.
6. Cincinnati (8): Dr. Johnny Fever was still in town the last time Bengals were this good.
7. Tampa Bay (9): Brian Griese for mayor.
8. Carolina (3): You must win games to go the Super Bowl.
9. Jacksonville (13): Jaguars aren’t scared today.
10. Denver (14): This Florida thing has to end sometime, right?
11. Kansas City (5): Still no D in Vermeil.
12. San Diego (15): Chargers fans need to let go of Eli.
13. St. Louis (16): Still don’t trust this team.
14. Seattle (17): We’ll learn a lot about Seahawks today at Washington.
15. Dallas (18): Kickers: Do not, repeat, do not ever tick off Larry Allen.
16. New York Jets (10): Will contact Joe Namath any day now.
17 New York Giants (11): Good defenses don’t allow 45 points.
18. Buffalo (12): Loss of Takeo Spikes doesn’t help cause.
19. Miami (25): Nick Saban has a scrappy bunch.
20. Baltimore (19): After bye, Ravens have to make move or go home.
21. Detroit (20): The Lions looked like the best team in NFC North last week – they had a bye.
22. Minnesota (23): Forgot just how annoying Culpepper’s TD celebration was.
23. Washington (22): NFL’s worst-ever 2-0 team back at it.
24. New Orleans (21): It’s all catching up to Haslett’s team.
25. Houston (24): Bye’s over, and offensive slump had better be, too.
26. Tennessee (26): Titans actually have been impressive.
27. Cleveland (27): Romeo’s defensive touch is evident.
28. Green Bay (28): Maybe the Packers should just trade Favre and let him find some happiness.
29. San Francisco (29): Nolan hates losing. Too bad for him.
30. Oakland (30): Just good enough to fall apart in the fourth quarter.
31. Chicago (31): Maybe Orton doesn’t know the rules. You throw to the offensive players.
32. Arizona (32): What did the fans in Mexico do to deserve this?
