Friday, May 13
4 p.m. “Laguna Beach: the Real Orange County”
They’re showing 11 episodes. After five and a half hours in a row,
don’t be surprised if you have a glowing tan, and a lower IQ. MTV
4 p.m. “Friday the 13th Festival”
They’re only showing the original film and parts V and VI, depriving
viewers the crucial development of the enigmatic Jason Voorhees
character. American Movie Classics
7 p.m. “Star Trek: Enterprise”
In the final episode, the Enterprise returns to earth to be
decommissioned. If the present is any indication, the starship will be
turned into a Vegas casino for pasty-faced tech workers who still live
with their parents. UPN
7 p.m. “Elvis by the Presleys”
Lisa Marie and Priscilla talk about their life with The King, And then
they keep talking, for two hours. CBS
7 p.m. “X-Men”
The comic book heroes come to life in this tale of human mutants who
are gifted with super powers, not the least of which is the ability to
take themselves seriously in matching black leather super hero
costumes. (2000) Fox
8 p.m. “Larger than Life”
Bill Murray plays a motivational speaker who inherits an elephant and
embarks on a cross-country trip with the pachyderm in a film that will
fit nicely in your Murray DVD collection next to “Garfield: The
Movie.” (1996) PAX
10:35 p.m. “Late Show with David Letterman”
Sting is promoting his new album, “Self-important, Like Me.” CBS