Friday, June 15
7 p.m. “8 Simple Rules”
Rory won’t say who is beating him up at school. Anybody who’s ever actually watched a sitcom has already guessed it’s a girl. ABC
7 p.m. “Tommy Boy”
Chris Farley plays the none-too-bright son of a rich and powerful businessman who attempts to follow in his father’s footsteps with hilarious results. Don’t worry. He doesn’t try to invade Iraq or anything. (1995) TBS
7 p.m. “40 Most Shocking Celebrity Mug Shots”
Unflattering photographs of famous people implicated in crimes reveal that yes, Hugh Grant can take a bad picture. VH1
8 p.m. “Battlestar Gallactica”
The re-concieved science fiction series is back for a second set of episodes. The cylons are still hunting the last remaining humans. It seems they are still bitter about how dumb they looked in the original ’70s series. Sci-Fi Channel
8 p.m “Rachael Ray’s Ballpark Cafe”
A food-lovers tour of famous ballparks reveals a culinary renaissance. You can still get a hot dog but now all the meat by-products, nytrates and animal waste are organic and it costs five bucks more. Food Network
9 p.m. “NUMB3RS”
The hijacker of a truck carrying radioactive materials threatens to explode a “dirty bomb” in Los Angeles and raise the air pollution index to “moderate.” CBS