Q: Dearest Great Scott,
I’m in L-O-V-E!! I can’t stop thinking about his unbelievable sense of
style, his boy scout-like charm and his quick wit.
The only problem is his impeccable taste in … MEN.
As a woman, this is quite a problem! Do you think it’s possible for me to
make him “hop the fence”??
Please advise me Great Scott!!
– Sincerely, Shamilla
SCOTT: Hey Shamilla,
There’s really no problem here at all. Just accept that your gay boyfriend isn’t even near the fence.
There’s an old saying, “A woman can never have enough shoes, bags and gay
male friends.” OK, I made it up, but it’s somewhat true (at least about the
shoes and bags).
Your gay male is in touch with his feminine side and can relate better to
you than straight men, plus they make terrific shopping pals!
But it ain’t all about shopping and show tunes. Your gay guy can provide insight into the
male psyche, along with the attention and validation you seek from the
opposite sex.
Want the truth? You’ll always get that from your gay guy too. It’s a best of both worlds relationship and has been going on forever.
This is one sexless relationship you want to embrace. Lucky you!