Monday, Aug. 8
6 p.m. “Preseason Football”
The Bears face the Dolphins in the Hall of Fame game. You are facing another six weeks of summer that you really don’t want to waste in front of the television. ABC
7 p.m. “Anna Nicole’s Most Shocking Moments”
The former Playboy model has more shocking moments before breakfast than most people have all day. VH1
7 p.m. “Beautiful People”
In this new drama series, teenaged sisters from New Mexico attempt to fit in at an elite Manhattan private school. It’s like “Beverly Hills 90210,” but the writers have to work a little harder to get them into bikinis. ABC Family
7 p.m. “Wild On Tara”
Tara Reid takes over the “Wild On” series. They still drop in on the top resorts but now every third episode is a rehab clinic. E! Entertainment.
8 p.m. “Miss Teen USA”
Teenaged girls are judged for their poise, beauty, character the ability to pretend that the puberty years are really keen. NBC
8 p.m. “Summerland”
Nikki may skip her last year of junior high and go straight to high school. It’s sort of like going from prison to a halfway house. WB
9 p.m. “American Pie”
The film that exposed the dark secret of “band camp.” (1999) FX