Tuesday, Aug. 9
6 p.m. “CNBC on Assignment”
In a report titled “Rebellion in the Magic Kingdom,” we learn of a shareholders’ revolt in the Disney corporation and why you should be careful if a
guy in a Goofy suit tries to give you a stock tip. CNBC
7 p.m. “Meet Mr. Mom”
Tonight, the dads talk to their kids about sex. The children will then be enrolled in the Witness Protection Program to avoid permanent
embarrassment at school. NBC
7 p.m. “NCIS”
A navy officer is found dead backstage at a bikini contest. The funeral was closed casket. They couldn’t get the smile off his face. CBS
7 p.m. “Filthy Rich”
In this new series, the pampered offspring of almost-celebrities are taken on a cattle drive, forced to live without cell phones, servants, personal
trainers and, in some particularly harrowing moments, makeup. E! Entertainment
8 p.m. “RU the Girl?”
In this show, T-Box and Chilli, the surviving members of TLC, search for a new singer to complete a trio. Vocalists will be judged on singing ability,
sense of style, and ability to generate scandalous headlines. UPN