Thursday, Aug. 11
7 p.m. “Extreme Makeover”
A brother and sister both get plastic surgery. This is an uncommon event, outside the Jackson family, that is. ABC.
7 p.m. “Anaconda”
A giant snake slithers through the darkness, dragging its victims down into the muck. And he has a new book out about Hillary Clinton. (1997) TNT
7:30 p.m. “Will & Grace”
Will and Jack buy a place in a gay community. You can tell you are in a gay community when the street signs are color coordinated and only half the cops on the street are actual police officers. NBC
8 p.m. “Hogan Knows Best”
Hulk Hogan is inducted into the Wrestling Hall of Fame. This is a dignified affair, calling for a certain level of decorum and class. So he wears his formal spandex jumper. VH1
9 p.m. “The Hot Chick”
A man switches bodies with an attractive teenaged girl. At first he enjoys the power attention, but then the shoes start hurting and he learns about the eternal mysteries of PMS. (2002) FX