Aries
March 21 to April 19
If you feel as though communicating is as hard as figuring out the scoop on Referendum C, don’t feel bad. It isn’t your fault.
Speaking your mind and getting through to others this week will be a chore. This will be especially true when it comes to relationships and romantic endeavors. You might consider using Morse code or ESP, as it will be easier than trying to get through verbally to romantic partners.
Don’t take it personally when others look at you as though you’ve gone quite mad. It’s more important to try to get your point across calmly and without emotion than it is to try to pummel your way through the communication barriers that will certainly exist.
The good news is that you’ve got one or two interesting people coming your way. They’ll actually be more obvious to you because of this inability to communicate, as odd as it may seem. Keep in mind, if someone seems delightfully easy to talk to, they aren’t the right one; at least not this week.
Minimize your headaches and keep talking to a minimum. Instead, focus on being with someone and gazing into their limpid pools. Let them do the jawing, unless they’re another Aries, in which case you’re both in trouble.
Wednesday is the worst day for relationship issues to manifest but the rest of the week is game.
Taurus
April 20 to May 20
You could be quite the rage! If you play the game properly, you’ll be raising eyebrows, and blood pressures, throughout the week.
Follow your intuition, as well as your nose and see where they lead you. You could find yourself in the midst of fascinating scenarios, all of which involve ridiculously good-looking people who are interested in getting to know you much, much better.
When I say to follow your nose, I mean it. Use your sense of smell to draw you to someone who knows how to use personal hygiene to their benefit.
This energy demands that you socialize and be available throughout the week. Wallflower energy will only succeed in making you depressed and keeping you out of the limelight.
This would be a good time to party, go out to dinner with friends, or just go to your local lounge to schmooze and cruise.
If you’ve been thinking about trying out a new strategy or developing a hot new look in order to attract others, this is the week to do so.
The possibility of more than one romantic connection is highly possible. Physical connections are probable, so remember to play safely.
Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday are excellent days to show off.
Gemini
May 21 to June 20
Almost anything you say can and will be used to help you to get what you want.
Be mindful of your words and keep in mind that you’ll have the ability to sway people to your viewpoint, almost without trying. This is an excellent time to experiment with subtle communication. Bat those eyes. Lick those lips.
Once you’ve gone through your repertoire of non-verbal, silent movie gestures, say exactly what’s on your mind.
A strong possibility of a work-related romance is present. Although such connections can be troublesome they can also be rewarding, if handled properly. This could be one of those situations.
Take a break from your usual routine as the weekend approaches to venture out into the world.
You’ll have your best luck on Friday and Saturday, especially if you center your hunt in the southeast part of the Denver Metro area.
Cancer
June 21 to July 22
This could be your luckiest week for love in a long, long time.
Maximizing this energy will mean taking a few chances and perhaps even venturing outside of your normal environment when it comes to what you seek in a possible partner.
You could find yourself attracted to someone older than you. Don’t be alarmed by this, as it’s entirely normal this week. In fact, not to make this a strategy, but this could be the key to finding new romance.
Now, I’m not suggesting you go to a retirement community Sunday brunch looking for love, but being willing to look beyond a wrinkle or two could make a huge difference. (Please don’t bristle if you’re over 50. I’m closer to gray than not, and have my very own AARP card to prove it.)
To those of you who can’t get beyond this factor, be willing to venture into a different crowd or scene. The key is diversity, and being willing to meet with people who might find you as interesting as you do them.
By the way, passions will be high so try not to get involved in anything that isn’t conscious. If you do play, be safe.
Wednesday through the weekend are your best days to play.
Leo
July 23 to August 22
You have opportunities to indulge in America’s favorite pastime… and no, I don’t mean baseball.
Your personal charisma and animal magnetism are as high as they can be and you’ll have a personal profile that will draw people to you as if by a mystical, tractor beam . Using this power for good is advised.
This would be an excellent time to be seen by others and to go to places that value beauty. With all your incredible sexiness, you can strut the catwalk and be certain that others will notice you.
This is certainly a time to assert your Leo tendency to be gorgeous and to let everyone know that you know you’re gorgeous. If your self-esteem has taken a hit lately, put that energy on hold as it will be unattractive and will scare away perspective adorers.
This is an obvious time to head downtown and revel in the beauty of the young and witty. Make sure to give LoDo or the 16th Street Mall a solid chance.
The entire week is just right for whatever you have in mind.
Virgo
August 23 to September 22
This would be the perfect time to appeal to others for help in finding a new romantic playmate.
Yes, I’m implying a blind date, a matchmaker or an Internet version of the same.
The main energy for this week is one of being helped when it comes to finding the right person to spend some time with. This doesn’t mean that you can’t find someone on your own; far be it from me to question your ability to choose the right person.
However, the energies are such that you’ll gain more by making it a group effort than by trying to do it through sheer stubbornness and dealing with anger when things don’t work out the way you want them to.
Don’t be afraid to ask friends, family or even coworkers for aid in this endeavor, even if it means appearing to be a wee bit needy. Practice pouty-lipped whining to get the sympathy you need.
Obviously I’m being facetious here (or am I?) but I’m absolutely serious about doing whatever it takes to allow a third party to help you to find romance. This might be as simple as a new chatroom, or as complicated as a first quarter moon, dancing butterfly, dating ritual. (Please don’t ask, I just made it up or did I?)
Meet as many people as possible and be willing to open up without being overly vulnerable.
Tuesday, Wednesday Friday and Saturday are your best days to dance with the butterflies. (Just a euphemism, or is it?)
Libra
September 23 to October 22
Somebody’s got to be the life of a party, and this week it’s you! (Cue confetti and noise makers.)
I know what you’re thinking “Me, the life of the party?” Yes, but only if you believe it.
This is absolutely a time to have faith in yourself and your ability to impress others and draw them to you. The lure is one of smoldering passion.
In other words, don’t make your desire overt in any way, shape or form. Instead, be willing to allow your inner, perhaps secret, desires to be just below the surface.
Now, you probably won’t be fooling anyone by trying to pretend that you’re completely straightlaced when in fact you aren’t. That’s not the point here
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The emphasis is on allowing others to perceive for themselves the potential within you. This will allow them to turn you into their fantasy, making you all the more desirable.
Obviously, this energy must be carefully monitored or you could end up in a very strange relationship very quickly.
Be wise in your choices, meet as many people as you can and have fun.
Monday, Thursday, Friday Saturday and Sunday are your days to simmer.
Scorpio
October 23 to November 21
Well, someone has to have difficulties surrounding romance, and this week it might as well be you.
The good news is that you won’t be counted out when it comes to affairs of the heart. You will, however, need to work extra hard to make any romantic situations work.
This means being extra conscientious and not allowing what you really want, and we all know what you really want, to get in the way of being sensitive and giving to others.
In fact, the key for the week is do unto others if you want them to do unto you.
You may not get immediate results when it comes to this energy but you’ll see progress as time goes on.
Allow yourself to think of what others really need first. Usually, this advice would be noble and even altruistic, but in this case it’s the only way you’re going to get to meet new people and move to a good relationship.
Yes, I know this seems like a strategy but sometimes such plans are necessary when it comes to dealing with affairs of the heart. This week you’ve got an excuse, a good one.
The dilemma is to be able to do something good for someone without having it be strictly about what it’ll get you. Good luck with that.
The Northwest side of the Denver Metro area should bode well for any outings or meeting new people.
The entire week is good for giving.
Sagittarius
November 22 to December 21
Love and romance will certainly be on your mind throughout the week. In fact, you could find yourself a bit obsessed with ideas of snuggling and cutesy-pie conversations.
This energy is about your need for change. Allow yourself the luxury of getting away from your usual routine. By visiting different parts of our fair area, you’ll find yourself opened up to opportunities that wouldn’t have presented themselves otherwise.
Perhaps a trip downtown or a sojourn to Highlands Ranch is in order. Even a trip to Evergreen, braving I-70, will give you the types of new energies that you’ve been seeking.
I should also mention that you’ll be vulnerable to flattery and other sorts of underhanded dating techniques that get people in trouble. Don’t believe everything you hear and make sure you’re hearing what was really said.
Following the above advice should allow you to stay away from icky relationships.
Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday are good days to visit new areas looking for love.
Capricorn
, December 22 to January19
It’s possible that you feel a bit underwhelmed when it comes to the world of romance. Even if this is the case, you should make at least a feeble attempt to get in touch with someone when it comes to love.
Let’s face it, you don’t live in a monastery (I suppose it’s possible you do, but then, whay are you reading this?) so don’t act as if you do. Being depressed won’t help you when it comes to finding a path to romance.
Even if you don’t feel like presenting yourself to the local crowds, you should at least send a few e-mails, or perhaps check on online dating service or two.
This is a sensible attempt to connect with others who have similar experiences and ideas as you do. Believe me, this isn’t about desperation.
Being desperate will only draw those types of people who love desperation. We all know what sorts they are, don’t we?
Wednesday or Thursday of this week, if you allow yourself to be visible, you could meet someone who takes you quite by surprise. This person will be witty, interesting and possibly gorgeous. (Sorry, I’m already taken.)
Taking the time to get to know this person on an intellectual level is vital to making any true link.
In fact, anyone you meet throughout the week needs to be treated as an intellectual equal if you expect to get anywhere.
Wednesday and Thursday are your best days, but Tuesday and Saturday are also good.
Aquarius
January 20 to February 18
You’ll have to delve deeply into your past in order to make any headway when it comes to romance for your future.
This is a time to discover why you think the way you do. Although this advice may seem trite, and indeed it is, it’s also important to your being able to move forward when it comes to relationships.
The best way to deal with this, is to speak to someone openly and without fear. This can be to a trusted friend or perhaps a counselor. Whomever you choose, you need to feel completely and totally open and work your issues out.
Once the emotional spring cleaning has begun, feel free to move forward with the process of flirting and meeting new people. The livelier the atmosphere the better.
Try to go places where laughter is keen and people are enjoying themselves. A trip to The Comedy Works in Larimer Square might be exactly what’ll do the trick.
Thursday through Sunday are excellent days to meet new people. Reserve the early part of the week for contemplation and soul-searching.
Pisces
February 19 to March 20
This week, all eyes are upon you. You’ll be inspired, desired and admired .
These energies could have you rocking and rolling before you know it so be prepared for anything that comes your way.
There’s a good chance you could find yourself dealing with a turbulent relationship before the week is through. By turbulent, I don’t necessarily mean bad, but it’ll be a bumpy, bumpy ride.
Part of the problem will be that this person is overly enthusiastic and seeks to glom onto you tighter than a pair of stylish, expensive, pre-aged (I really don’t get it) jeans.
You need to be less concerned with permanence than you do with connecting. Any attempts to create a new, long-term romance will lead to confusion. Keep it loose and light.
If you happen to be in a committed, interpersonal relationship, have fun! You’ll have several opportunities to bring the pleasure back. The key to resuscitating the love and passion that may have dwindled is to be bold and unabashed.
Sometimes louder is better.
The entire week is all yours.
