Monday, Oct. 17
5 p.m. “Kustomizer”
Apparently, we needed another customized motorcycle show. Discovery Show
6 p.m. “101 Craziest TV Moments”
Let us suggest Farrah Fawcett’s disoriented Letterman appearance, Bob Novak’s “Crossfire” outburst and “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.” E! Entertainment
7 p.m. “King of Queens”
Doug wants to have a sandwich named after him. It could be turkey or ham but we’re guessing extra cheese. CBS
7 p.m. “Dream House: After Katrina”
For 2005, all the “window treatments” involve plywood. Home & Garden TV
8 p.m. “Animal Cops: Houston”
A soldier sends his puppy he found in Iraq home to his family. It’s a happy moment for everybody until it organizes insurrection at the neighborhood dog park and leaves a suicide bomb on the living room carpet. Animal Planet
8:30 p.m. “Miss 17”
The brash editor of Seventeen magazine puts 17 attractive, ambitious women through a series of reality show challenges to find the next publishing wunderkind. It’s like “Apprentice” but with a bigger lip gloss budget. MTV
9 p.m. “CSI: Miami”
Three vacationing housewives are suspected in the death of a pool boy. Apparently, his fingerprints were found on all of them. CBS
9 p.m. “Wife Swap”
This week, a workaholic mom trades places with an overprotective mom. The workaholic mom’s kids get a welcome dose of attention from the overprotective mom. The overprotected kids get a welcome chance to raid the liquor cabinet and watch the adult cable channels. ABC