Aries
March 21 to April 19
A wonderful week of romantic possibilities lies ahead.
Don’t rely on anyone else to make your love life work out. Being proactive and fully in charge of your own destiny is the key to success.
A word of advice is in order — tone down your usual energies a wee bit. You can’t afford to come off too strongly or you’ll scare away any real prospects who might otherwise find you irresistible.
Be on the alert for someone who reminds you of an old flame. Throw a bucket of ice water on it before it singes you.
Intuition is your best friend, so pay attention.
Speaking of best friends, if there’s a Shirley to your Laverne, take her, or him, with you on any social outings. You’ll not only have more fun but will also appear more attractive and confident in a group, even if it’s only a group of two.
Tuesday, Saturday and Sunday are good days to seek new, unknown connections.
Taurus
April 20 to May 20
I’m shaking up my Magic 8 Ball now… asking about your prospects for getting “lucky,” this week… the answer slowly, mysteriously floats to the top. Hooray! All signs point to yes!
Well, it doesn’t take an orb filled with ink and an icosahedron to tell me that your love life’s about to take a turn for the better.
Let’s not mince words here, this week’s about physical connections rather than long-term luvee duvee relationships. Such cuteness just won’t cut it. You need to deal with a stronger, more earthy energy.
If this isn’t your cup of tea, don’t go into the kitchen. If this is the brew you seek, get your kettle on the burner as soon as possible.
Going it solo, safely of course, is advised. An entourage will scare off all the goodies.
Visit the east side of town for the best cup of strong, hot, steaming tea.
Wednesday through the weekend are excellent days to sip at the cup of love. Please, no slurping allowed.
Gemini
May 21 to June 20
Opportunities for loving may be plentiful but filled with problems.
You’ll find all sorts of meddling going on, some behind your back and some right in front of your back.
If you’re involved with someone at work, be extra cautious. This week’s love difficulties may have to do with a work related romance. The gossip’s juicy and you’re the fruit being squeezed.
Even if this isn’t about a work related connection, be aware that other people will only get in the way of any success in love, so keep all unnecessary characters out of the script.
OK, I’ll get to the point. You may fall for someone who’s inappropriate in the eyes of others. Who are these critics?
They could include your friends, relatives, society as a whole, several local sports franchises and people you’ve not even met yet.
Obviously, you can move forward with this situation or sit it out.
Just keep Harriet Miers in mind before you try to get this person approved.
Once again, keep it to yourself or don’t keep it at all.
Monday, Tuesday and Friday are good days to venture into romance.
Cancer
June 21 to July 22
Flirting can be risky, but oh so much fun!
Your flirtation device is about to become inflated.
(Hmmm, in the event of an emergency, can your seat be used as a flirtation device?)
Use this eye batting, lip-licking week to introduce you to several new prospects. You’ll be irresistible to the right people so don’t be afraid to put yourself out there. Of course, you need to be a bit picky or you could end up with more than you can handle.
Halloween is a great time to flirt the night away, unless you’re handing out candy to trick-or-treaters, in which case you’ll be looking at a very complicated series of events unfolding in your life.
Dress for romantic success in everything you do.
You’ll never know just where a new fling might appear, so be prepared.
Say yes to all invitations and you’ll increase your chances of meeting someone worthwhile, especially Monday and the weekend.
Leo
July 23 to August 22
It isn’t always a bad thing to exhibit neediness.
By being vulnerable and allowing yourself to be helped out of a scrape or two, you may be setting the stage for a fun, new relationship.
A friend may have the perfect idea for you when it comes to love, so don’t hesitate to let them steer your love-boat into a new harbor.
In fact, control and controlling issues will set you back a decade or two when it comes to finding new romance. You’ll need to let others guide your ego, as well as your feelings, if you want success in the sea of love.
Be on the lookout for someone who appears to be exactly what you’ve been looking for. You can bet your bottom dollar that they’ll end up taking your bottom dollar before they’re through. Stay away from them.
The entire week should be fine for love, as long as you remember to be soft and easy to get to.
Virgo
August 23 to September 22
Groups of friends will provide you with the best opportunities to meet good, romantic prospects.
This is a great time to play and to allow others to see you playing.
By appearing to be jovial and relaxed, you’ll set the stage for what could be a new, potentially long-term romance.
The key is to allow yourself to deal with others in a more lighthearted fashion than usual. (I’m not picking on you, but I do know how some Virgo’s can be.)
A sense of determination in having fun will be necessary. Yes, you’ll have to work at having fun in order to truly have fun and to be seen as someone who’s truly having fun. (I’m not picking on you, but I know to do know how some Virgo’s can be.)
If late Halloween parties are being planned for the weekend, dress the part and go as someone who’d be fun to spend time with.
(Obviously, Norman Bates is a bad costume choice. I’m not picking on you well, you know the rest. )
If parties come up that aren’t costumed, put one on anyway but make it a disguise of someone who’s completely ready to move forward in romance without any hesitation.
Appearances are everything so make them the primary focus when you socialize.
Monday, Thursday and the weekend are your days to play.
Libra
September 23 to October 22
Be cautious of what you say, and to whom you say it, or you could end up putting more than your foot into your mouth.
I’ll leave it to your imagination to figure out what I meant by that, but rest assured it probably wouldn’t be what you’d expect.
The key to successful romantic connections is to be conscious of everything you do and say, and to whom you do it and say it. This concentration on detail and consciousness is mandatory if you want to get through the week unscathed and your reputation intact.
There’s a strong possibility of someone coming your way who’ll light all the afterburners and send you into orbit. Unfortunately, this person wants only one thing, we all know what that is, and won’t be willing to keep their mouths shut about it.
Adding to this dilemma, is the fact that you’ll be more than willing to say all the right things in order to get them into the compromising position that you feel you’re getting them into, when in fact, it’s the other way around.
You can see why it’s important to stay alert.
By the way, the downtown area is your best place to find decent people, as long as you stay alert. (Yes, I know I’m redundant, but I really want you to get it.)
Make Tuesday, Friday and Saturday your days not to put foreign objects into your mouth.
Scorpio
October 23 to November 21
You may think you know exactly what’s going on when it comes your love life, but I’d be willing to bet a jelly bean, or two, that you don’t.
(I don’t gamble and don’t eat jelly beans, so I don’t expect anyone to try to collect on this obvious, idiomatic phrase.)
There are hidden agendas in front of you, behind you, surrounding you, and in general, all over the place. They all have to do with getting what you have physically and emotionally.
One of these has to do with someone who’s made up their mind that you’d be loads of fun to have in their life. The problem is that they probably aren’t completely available and may have someone with whom they already share a life.
If these things don’t matter to you, well, what can I say. You could find yourself involved in a fling before you know it.
I can almost guarantee you that this fling won’t work out to your benefit, so all moralization aside, stay away from it if you can.
The good news is that someone with an agenda has absolutely delightful designs upon you and will be available and shouldn’t be someone that opposes your best interests.
Expect them to call, or to meet you, after Wednesday of this week.
If you happen to be the one that’s unavailable and you’re out there trolling for someone, well, tsk, tsk.
If you’re going to do it anyway, be careful.
Monday, Thursday and Sunday are your days to be extra cautious.
Sagittarius
November 22 to December 21
Smile and the world smiles with you, and in general wants to do extremely nasty but delightful things to you.
Your charisma will be as high as it’s been in a long, long time. You’ll be seen as wise, stunningly attractive, fun, and I don’t know if this is a good thing or not, extremely easy to bed down.
Only you can dissolve the appearance of being sleazy easy.
Although fun, this also could be the type of activity that demands an immense amount of explanation as the weeks unfold.
All the above aforementioned energies will have one major downfall, you won’t necessarily be respected in the morning. It’s vital that you keep this in mind and judge everything you do, well… judiciously I suppose.
Get yourself into as many social situations as possible without appearing to be trying to horn in on Paris Hilton’s particular shtick. (Besides, you’d need your own embarrassing videotape and accessory chihuahua to pull it off convincingly.)
That’s right, partying is advised. Having fun meeting new people and even some online dating could provide you with the sorts of connections that you’ve been trying to make lately.
Use this week to your benefit, as its energies won’t last forever.
The entire week is right for basking in your own aura.
Capricorn
December 22 to January19
Should you find yourself suddenly thrust into an awkward situation, hold your tongue before blurting out your first thought.
Once people have gotten over the site of your hands in your mouth, you’ll be terribly glad that you didn’t say what first came to your mind.
You’ll be in a position, on more than one occasion, to say something that could get you into a lot of trouble if you aren’t thinking.
Being cautious and hesitant with your speech will prevent an error that could cost you the beginning of a good relationship.
This may have to do with a political point of view, or some sort of personal issue that you love to spout off about. There’s nothing wrong with having opinions (as long as they mirror my own) but make sure that you’re preaching to the choir before you take to the pulpit.
You’ll have a great time if you accept an invitation that comes after Wednesday. If it’s a party for someone you don’t know too well, refer to the first paragraph, read it again and live by it for the evening.
The entire Denver metro area is your playground.
Wednesday through the weekend is the right time to play.
Aquarius
January 20 to February 18
This could be a lucky week for love.
Don’t spend it all in one place. I’d advise getting your energy reserves fully charged so that you can expend it in the most enjoyable ways possible. I hope you don’t get your personal love energy from Xcel. If so, and unless you’re not on a fixed income, go solar.
Of course, in order to be lucky when it comes to love and romance, you’ll need to be available and open to the potential possibilities. If you’ve been thinking about taking up a new hobby, this would be a good time to do so.
In the process, you might meet interesting people who provide you with mental, as well as physical stimulation. This would also be a great time to take up some sort of extracurricular activity such as dancing, pot throwing, horseshoe pitching, tattoo artistry or the like.
The key is to meet new, interesting people who have a different point of view and are looking for someone as different as you are to them.
Don’t be intimidated by that which you don’t understand. Just get to know it and if it still intimidates you, then you can walk away.
Stick to the southeast side of town for the best results.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday are your days to play the game.
Pisces
February 19 to March 20
If you don’t like superficial relationships, you’ll be better off not getting involved at all.
The energies of the week won’t allow you to become seriously involved, at least not now.
Flexibility and a clear head are necessary. Don’t convince yourself that someone is right when they aren’t.
Beware of neediness. If you need anybody, and I mean anybody, you’ll end up being used and abused before you know it.
Now, if you do keep this in mind, you can proceed with caution and enjoy what might be an interesting week, as casual relationships go.
Whether or not this includes intimacy is completely up to you. My advice is to stay away from it unless you’re absolutely certain that it won’t emotionally hound you.
If you happen to be in the mood for such a tryst, then this is the week for you to do so. Almost anywhere you go and everyone you meet (well, not everyone) will be a potential playmate.
By paying attention, you should be able to weed out the more noxious, choking energies and opt for those that will be positive and endearing.
Keep in mind that someone you meet may turn out to be someone you’re involved with later in a more connected way, but it won’t manifest immediately. There are no guarantees here, so don’t expect any.
The only day you should stay away from such connections will be Tuesday.
