Monday, Nov. 14
6 p.m. “Chupacabra”
Examining claims that a fanged vampire kangaroo haunts the deserts of the southwest. If you have seen one of these creatures, you should probably consult with a licensed psychotherapist, but not before selling the pictures to the Weekly World News. National Geographic Channel
7 p.m. “Surface”
Rich and Daugherty get a glimpse of the creatures spawning. They were drawn to the area by the mood lighting and the soft jazz soundtrack. NBC
7 p.m. “Monster Garage”
An all-women team builds a dirt track racer out of a ’74 Camaro. It has twin double barrel carburetors, race-tuned posi-traction, a bored-out 454 and the cutest little makeup mirror they found at Pottery Barn. Discovery Channel
7 p.m. “Awesomely Bad Freakouts”
Everybody freaks out once in a while. We just don’t hire publicists for it. VH1
7 p.m. “Touched”
A nurse falls in love with a man who awoke from a coma having lost his sense of touch. That usually takes several years of marriage to accomplish. (2005) Lifetime
8 p.m. “Prison Break”
Michael gets a conjugal visit. If your prison does not offer conjugal visits, you may find help at www.Cry-Me-A-River.com. Fox
11 p.m. “Bush’s Brain”
This profile of Karl Rove traces the political adviser’s roots and his role in the Johnny Miller Throws Like a Girl rumor campaign that marred the election of the fifth grade class president. Sundance Channel
11:35 p.m. “The Tonight Show”
Neil Diamond is at that stage in his career where he is prone to make some embarrassing attempt to return to cultural relevancy. A Kid Rock duet sounds about right. NBC