Wednesday, Nov. 23
5 p.m. “Home for the Holidays: the History of Thanksgiving”
How the Indians taught the pilgrims how to inject the turkeys with growth hormone and genetically modified flavor enhancers. History Channel
8 p.m. “The Legend of Bagger Vance”
A professional golfer finds his game again with the help of a wise and loyal caddy. At least that’s what we read. Our appetite for golf movies ended when the credits rolled for “Caddyshack.” (2000) TNT
8 p.m. “Faith Hill: Fireflies”
Country singer Faith Hill performs such hits “It Matters to Me,” “This Kiss,” “The Way You Love Me” and “These Pants Are Too Tight, I Can’t Breate.” NBC
6 p.m. “Criminal Minds”
A schizophrenic takes hostages on a commuter train. But he does honor transfers and stick closer to the schedule than on most days. CBS
8 p.m. “Lost”
We didn’t know there was a second group of castaways. If Jeff Probst shows up with an immunity idol and starts talking about tribal councils we’re turning off the TV. ABC
8 p.m. “Jackass”
Apparently there is another movie in the works. And we thought America’s appetite for inane stunts and harebrained schemes would have been sated by the Katrina response and the Iraq war. MTV
8:30 p.m. “Pinnochio 3000”
This time Pinnochio is a robot. His nose doesn’t grow when he lies but he does send an error report to Microsoft. (2004) Cartoon Network