Monday, Dec. 19
6 p.m. “American Chopper: Christmas edition”
The team is constructing a Santa’s sleigh cycle. But the reindeer are going to have to change their names and get tattoos. Discovery Channel
7 p.m. “Wintertime Treats Unwrapped”
Hear the stories behind such winter favorites as hot cider, egg nog and fruit cake and why peppermint schnapps and shot glasses is a nightmare you don’t want to have. Food Network
7 p.m. “So Jewtastic”
A look at the success of Jewish performers in the entertainment industry and how they worked together in a global conspiracy to make Madonna look ridiculous. VH1
7 p.m. “His and Her Christmas”
Male and female columnists at rival newspapers write about Christmas. They probably fall in love or something and move to a house in the suburbs big enough to house their egos. Those newspaper columnists are impossible. (2005) Lifetime
8 p.m. “2005 Radio Music Awards”
Snoop Dogg and Ricky Martin appear on the same stage. Martin is still desperate for a new hit. Snoop rarely goes more than a few minutes between hits. NBC
8 p.m. “Related”
Alex asks Rose to star with him in a play that requires nudity. This typically only works once. WB