Friday, Jan. 13
6 p.m. “Mysterious Death of Cleopatra”
Examining what the archaeological record says about the death of the Egyptian queen, including newly discovered hieroglyphics recording her last words as “Does this make my asp look big?” Discovery Channel
8 p.m. “Ice Diaries”
Cameras follow a figure skater through a season as she endures a tiring practice schedule, an exhausting fitness regimen, consultations with choreographers and painful sessions with her eating disorder coach. The Learning Channel
7 p.m. “The Wedding Planner”
Jennifer Lopez plays a San Francisco wedding planner who falls in love with the groom in a movie so stupid you actually lost IQ points just for knowing it’s on. (2001) TBS
7 p.m. “40 Freakiest Concert Moments”
A history of bizarre on-stage antics including Alice Cooper’s python wrestling and the KISS fire-breathing stunt. Also: new footage suggesting Ozzy Osborne lip-synched the whole bat-head biting bit. VH1
7 p.m. “The Rage: Carrie 2”
Why is it that the telekinetic teenaged girl is never popular and well-adjusted? (1999) Lifetime
9 p.m. “20/20”
In a special report on education titled “Stupid in America,” reporters compare U.S. students to students in other countries, concluding American kids are falling behind in math, writing, science, beret wearing and smoking. ABC
10:35 p.m. “The Tonight Show”
Jake Gyllenhaal talks about his role in “Brokeback Mountain” and why he’s still waiting for the White House screening. NBC