Monday, Jan. 23
7 p.m. “Skating with Celebrities”
By the second episode, they should have the X-rays back. Fox
7 p.m. “Surface”
Laura learns the new species was created by scientists. It was the scrubbing bubbles thing that gave it away. NBC
7 p.m. “Show Us Your Tats”
We’re assuming these are celebrity tattoos. We tend to classify shows like this in the category of “Things We Didn’t Want to Know About Cher.” VH1
7 p.m. “Bizarre Foods”
These are bizarre foods from other cultures and not that breaded flying saucer-shaped meat thing you just microwaved for your toddler. Because in other countries, they eat really weird stuff. Travel Channel
8 p.m. “Emily’s Reasons Why Not”
Emily decides to date her gynecologist. We think there is a rule against this. Or at least a serious “ewwwwww!” ABC
8 p.m. “Rollergirls”
Now that we’ve actually seen the show, we’ve come to appreciate the complex strategy of roller derby and the life lessons we could all learn from a bunch of young women who take on the world with nothing more than their dreams, substance abuse problems and deep-seated fashion issues. A&E Network
9 p.m. “Daddy Day Care”
Two executives start their own daycare business. It’s like “Mr. Mom” but with lawsuits pending. (2003) FX