Wednesday, Jan. 25
6 p.m. “You: the Owner’s Manual”
A primer on maintaining personal health presented in the form of an owner’s manual. We just want to know if there was anything in the appendix about the appendix. Discovery Health Channnel
7 p.m. “Beef”
A report on how well-publicized feuds have boosted hip hop music sales and how “number one with a bullet” used to mean something completely different. Black Entertainment Television
7 p.m. “The Long Kiss Goodnight”
Geena Davis plays a young mother and amnesiac who suddenly remembers she’s a highly trained professional assassin, which makes for some awkward moments at her weekly mothers group. (1996) TNT
8 p.m. “Bones”
Investigators struggle to identify body parts all bearing marks of plastic surgery. That only narrows it down to Michael Jackson and the entire cast of “Baywatch.” Fox
8 p.m. “Criminal Minds”
This week, detectives are on the case of husband-and-wife serial killers. It’s always good for a marriage when the couple shares common interests. CBS
8:30 p.m. “Survivorman”
Survivalist Les Stroud is airdropped on a snow-covered Canadian peak with no food or water. It’s a harsh, forbidding landscape. Fortunately, no point in Canada is more than three miles from a hockey arena. We think he’s going to make it. Discovery Channel