Monday, Jan. 30
6 p.m. “There & Back”
This new series follows the real-life quest of former O Town singer Ashley Parker Angel as he struggles to claw his way back into the music business. With that name and his O Town street cred, he must first decide if he wants to cut an album or just take a job as a My Little Pony action figure. MTV
6 p.m. “Best of the Worst Red Carpet Moments”
The usual footage of bad fashion decisions, gushing self-absorption and public inebriation is another reminder that you can’t buy class. You can, however, buy a righteous bod and your own army of stalkers. E! Entertainment
7 p.m. “Monster Garage”
Body shop masters install a donut shop in a police car. Now they’ll have to change the Miranda rights to say “You have the right to an attorney, and a jelly with sprinkles.” Discovery Channel
8 p.m. “Two and a Half Men”
Cloris Leachman guest stars as an older woman with designs on Alan. If you’d marked “not dead,” move ahead three squares. CBS
8 p.m. “In Style: Celebrity Weddings”
Celebrities get married just like anybody else except the bridesmaids are all lawyers and the flower girl is on contract with the National Enquirer. ABC
10 p.m. “Mardi Gras: Made in China”
It turns out America is falling behind in the throwaway trinkets and plastic beads race too. (2005) Sundance Channel