Aries
March 21 to April 19
Slam on the brakes before things careen out of control!
Even though someone will be coming into your life this week and you’ll be as excited as a giddy schoolgirl to meet them, you need to be cautious when dealing with them. Being overexcited will cause them to run, scurrying like tiny gerbils into the desert sunset.
The other side of this energy could have you being the object of someone’s attentions, someone who seems to be totally infatuated with you. Their infatuation will be genuine enough, but their intentions may not be principled.
The main energy of the week is one of being cautious and staying one step ahead of your hormones, someone else’s hormones and certain trouble.
Taking things slowly will allow you to get to know them on a more sincere level, which will allow you to figure out whether or not you want to move forward with a relationship.
Don’t give all you have to offer, at least not yet. Dangling a treat for later is advised.
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and the weekend are good days for romantic energies.
Taurus
April 20 to May 20
Don’t fight the feeling that something’s wrong when it comes to relationships.
When it comes to love, this sense of discomfort is an important part of finding a sincere connection in your life. You need to be open, honest and completely candid with yourself and anyone else who’s a part of your personal life.
This energy may seem difficult and may cause turbulence when it comes to a current relationship. Be prepared for the fact that it may also cause the relationship to end. Act accordingly. If you aren’t ready for such an ending, don’t play.
Being honest is a must. By staying willing to visit your feelings on all levels, you’ll allow yourself to free up precious emotional hard drive space for new, more productive love programming.
Expecting the unexpected is advised. You could be surprised by someone who seems too good to be true. They may be genuine, so don’t allow the cynical side of love to show its balding, bumpy head. (Please, those of you with balding, bumpy heads don’t write in as I’m the founding member of the club.)
Tuesday, Friday and the weekend should be excellent days for romance.
Gemini
May 21 to June 20
If someone opposes you when it comes to love and romance, take things slowly and carefully.
This opposition could come in the form of a direct challenge of affection, jealousies or being brushed off as if you didn’t exist. Don’t let any of this dissuade you from following your heart.
Attend to every issue as it comes up and to try to find out what’s blocking you. Obviously, some situations will be more obvious than others. For example, you could find trouble by attempting to hit on a married person, being rebuked and coming back for more. Pushing will lead to real complications.
Other situations could arise with a person who isn’t connected but has problems dealing with intimacy. If you can manage to be persistent without raising images of The Bate’s Motel in their minds, do so. Otherwise, it would be wise to wait until later, but do get some sort of contact information from them if you can.
Your whole approach to love and romance should be respectful. This alone should prove that you’re worthy of being a love partner.
Wednesday through the weekend are your best days for fun and games.
Cancer
June 21 to July 22
When it comes to relationship, be a follower.
This is not, I repeat not, an invitation to stalk somebody. This means being malleable and letting someone else direct where your energy should go when it comes to love and romance.
This could be as simple as being set up a blind date or allowing yourself to be flirted with somewhere, sometime. The best somewhere will probably be in the downtown, LoDo, 16th St Mall part of town. You’ll need to be seen for this energy to work.
Even if your energies are a bit more forceful than this advice seems to allow, give it a try. You could be happily surprised with how things turn out.
It’s also possible that someone will strike you as being abrasive or even a bit frightening. Without relinquishing your ability to think clearly, give them a second chance and you could find that they were just nervous, or perhaps you were the nervous one. If they still annoy and concern you, end it.
Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday are excellent days to prowl the mall.
Leo
July 23 to August 22
Your ability to bring others to you will depend directly upon your energy level.
You may be a bit frustrated with the way things have gone lately in romance. Shed that snake-skin of disappointment as soon as possible. (The writhing involved in such an activity can be quite sexy.)
Allowing any depressed, frustrated or angry energy to ooze from your pores is a mistake. Although you may genuinely feel fed up with the entire world of love and romance, don’t show that side of your personality.
In order to have success romantically, you’ll need to be energetic and upbeat. This advice may not seem possible to affect, but it should become easier as the week goes on.
The potential to meet someone interesting and new for romantic fun and games is real. Let that reality simmer inside of you for a while and you’ll emit the right pheromones to attract an interesting playmate into your world.
This isn’t a good time to look for happily ever after scenarios. Keep it light and unattached but playful.
Friday and the weekend are excellent days to search for a fun playmate.
Virgo
August 23 to September 22
Skepticism is a healthy attribute.
I’m not suggesting that you should always be skeptical, but this week it’ll prove to be important armor. Someone’s not who they appear to be and their designs upon you center around getting you into the position found on page 47 of that book that everybody talks about.
If this doesn’t bother you, you can venture forth but don’t drop your guard, no matter what else you do drop. You can certainly opt to have fun, as long as you stay clearheaded and certain of what your principles and goals are when it comes to relationships.
You could also find that this energy puts you into the midst of a social setting that just doesn’t fit you. It would be better to bow out gracefully than it would be to be shot out of a social cannon at the end of the evening.
Your best bet for finding someone sincere is in the southwest part of the Denver Metro area with the northeast side a close second.
Monday, Thursday and the weekend should be used cautiously but profitably to search for love.
Libra
September 23 to October 22
Humility is a must.
You should have numerous opportunities to strut your stuff and show what you’re truly made of. I completely advise your doing so, but it has to be done behind a façade of modesty and genuine humility.
This may seem contradictory but it should be possible. If you remember that it’s more important for you to allow your inner assets to show, your sincerity, your kindness, your love of fairness and your genuine desire to communicate honestly, you’ll draw someone to you.
Once you’ve got them fascinated, you can show them all of the other stuff that’s too sleazy to show up front. (Obviously, I’m kidding here, but for some of you it’s probably true.)
Also, keep in mind that allowing your emotional baggage to tumble out of the closet is a no-no. They can help you load the steamer trunks of your past later. For now, stick to a relatively light backpack.
The entire week seems strong for love.
Scorpio
October 23 to November 21
You might want to forgo love this week in favor of, let’s say, gardening or building a toothpick Eiffel Tower.
It pains me to say this, but I really must do so; love’s probably not the best place for you to put your energies.
If you’d like to allocate some time and emotion to the pursuit of romantic endeavors, do so on a limited basis. Trying to fly high with romantic joy is a really bad idea.
I’m not saying you won’t meet anyone, just not anyone who could be a someone. The energy surrounding you isn’t pointing toward integrity, or even satisfaction, when it comes to an interpersonal relationship.
If you already have a relationship going on, shame on you for even thinking about straying at this time. I try not to judge, but this week it would be huge mistake not to realize how important it is to hold on to what you have, at least for the time being.
Spending some time with your own thoughts about relationships will prove to be time well spent.
If you absolutely must wade through the murky waters of love, do so Thursday or Saturday.
Sagittarius
November 22 to December 21
Walk softly and carry a big stick of love.
Cryptic? Let me clarify.
You need to be certain about what you want when it comes to love and romance. It’s probable that this week you’re dying to meet up with someone who shares your views and wants to indulge in a physical relationship as quickly as possible.
By being honest about your intentions, both with yourself–well especially with yourself, as well as others, you’ll make the type of impression that could lead to a good relationship.
You don’t have to carry a bullhorn to announce that you may be horned, so to speak. It’ll be obvious enough by the way you interact with others. Don’t shut this down, but don’t make too big a deal out of it either.
By controlling it, your inner desire that is, you allow a sort of rip tide tension to pull people into your ocean of fascinating mystery. Gosh, if you master this, you might think about running for Governor of Colorado.
Back to business, be understated and the results should be great.
Wednesday through the weekend are good days to make a good impression.
Capricorn
December 22 to January19
Keep your eyes peeled for someone who could cause drool to trickle down your chin and onto your waistcoat. (You gentlemen out there, have your hanky at the ready.)
Yes, someone of immense attraction could be coming into your life. This person will have beauty, handsomeness, both beauty and handsomeness, intelligence and a sense of humor.
If you want to make the right impression, you’ll have to act quickly and without hesitation. Recognizing who they are is as simple as allowing your heart to send up a flare. This shouldn’t be mistaken for heartburn so keep an antacid handy in order to tell the difference.
Once you’ve set your sights on someone, act quickly and without hesitation. Let them know who you are and that you think they’re pretty cool. After you’ve made your point, back off and see what happens.
It’s important that they make an attempt to come to you as well. If they don’t seem willing to play the game, at least partially, move on to the next candidate for love.
If you’re currently in a relationship, do something dramatic in order to profess your undying fidelity. It’ll be worth it.
The whole week is right for meeting someone right.
Aquarius
January 20 to February 18
Push through a problem without fear.
This could be shyness, insecurity, the inability to feel confident enough to be in a relationship, or simply the fact that you choose the wrong people over and over again.
Dwelling on the past is ill advised, at least this week.
Sticking up for yourself and pushing forward could provide you with an unexpected surprise.
Tenacity and the willingness to explore new avenues is absolutely vital to any love and romantic success you may expect. This would also be a great time to visit different parts of town to venture into new atmospheres.
This is especially true of those of you who frequent the suburbs of the Denver Metro area. Focus on a Downtown, Union Station sort of energy for the best possibility of meeting someone who could help you to forget your insecurities.
Friday and the weekend are the best times to allow your golden side to show.
Pisces
February 19 to March 20
Protect your heart but don’t hide it in too much bubble wrap.
You need to walk a fine line between exposing yourself to the possibility of being hurt again and keeping yourself safe from such energies. Common sense and the ability to figure out who’s who should be a strong suit at this time.
You should be just about ready for some sort of breakthrough when it comes to relationship issues.
It’s possible that you’ve been dealing with the same type of person over and over again and you’re wondering just how the scratch in the record got there. (For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, this is an allusion to vinyl recordings. Some interesting memories are connected to the scratches on old records, something the CD era can never reproduce. How many of you own a Cheech and Chong record with no scratches on it, hmm?)
If you can manage to walk the fine line between being overcautious and reckless, you’ll successfully find love this week… at least the possibility is certainly there. This would be a great time to socialize with friends rather than going it alone.
Having an out or an escape clause will give you the opportunity not to be injured.
The entire week presents interesting opportunities.



