Thursday, April 6
7 p.m. “Everybody Hates Chris”
Chris searches for a cool outfit for his school picture. Everybody has a picture like that at home, typically in a locked box, in the basement, encased in contract where potential blackmailers can’t find it. UPN
6 p.m. “Professional Golf”
Taped coverage of today’s opening round in the famed Masters tournament. Experts who have been following the top pros and analyzing their early season play are predicting this year’s tournament will likely involve a lot of fans standing around being very quiet while almost nothing happens. USA Network
6 p.m. “The Antichrist”
Reviewing biblical predictions about the rise of an evil world leader who will usher in the apocalypse, and recent interpretations suggesting he will be selected in a reality show format. History Channel
8 p.m. “Supernatural”
A witch uses enchantments to induce comas in children, a crime more commonly committed with Play Station 2. WB
8:30 p.m. “Teachers”
Jeff hits on a new substitute. Things go well until he stages a pencil drop on their first date and hides all the chalk. NBC