Aries
March 21 to April 19
Jump into love and romance with both feet, or more if you have them.
A full frontal attitude to love will do you good. You’ll find yourself placed in interesting positions, which could lead to some very interesting positions.
The main thing to remember is not to overanalyze situations. You need to be open and willing to accept people as they come.
You’ll find that your libido is running at a fever pitch, but don’t reach for the aspirin yet. This fiery energy is exactly what you need to propel you into acting in your best interests.
Get the advice of someone you trust if you get stuck.
Monday through Thursday are the best days for new love and romance.
Taurus
April 20 to May 20
Sometimes a mixed bag is better than no bag at all.
You’ll have both positive and negative love energies in your world. The same conditions that can fill your heart with passion could also break it into shards. Due to this oddity of nature, you’ll need to be extra cautious when dealing with the world of emotional connections.
You may find that someone’s exactly what you think you’ve been looking for, and that they present the solution to your problems. They may be wonderful for now but chances are good that they’ll leave you wondering how you got taken again.
To be safe, look to every connection as one that has an air of danger to it. Keep the armor on and have fun. Be sure to take care of the other type of safety if you play too nicely.
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday are the best days to connect.
Gemini
May 21 to June 20
Stay in the game no matter how hopeless it seems.
Love may feel like a losing proposition but you need to hang in there and not give into the pressure. You’ll gain the most by being honest with yourself and others, but don’t allow bitterness or defeat to get in the way.
Allowing your love paradigm to shift is the best way to make the pathway to a new love affair easy. You’ll also gain valuable insight into your own way of thinking about relationships as well as the thoughts of others.
If you’re currently in a relationship that needs overhauling, this is the time to do so. Timidity is for the timid.
Tuesday and Saturday will be the best days to deal with love and romance.
Cancer
June 21 to July 22
You’re strong and available for all those who seek strong availability.
Don’t let a little thing like rejection get in your way when it comes to affairs of the heart. You don’t have to take no for an answer, although you may want to check on Colorado statutes regarding stalking before engaging in a full campaign of love.
The key is to be optimistic and not to allow anyone, including yourself to get in your way when it comes to dealing with relationship issues. The worst thing you can do is buckle to pressure and decide that love isn t worth it. It is worth it, and this week you can find that out.
A new physical relationship is brewing, one that could have you seeing double. Hmmm, perhaps twins are in your future.
The whole week is great for doubling down.
Leo
July 23 to August 22
Tighten your safety belt; the ride’s going to speed up.
Meeting someone who could be a great lover, friend and possibly long-term partner is probable. Take control of every situation without being a control freak. By being proactive in love and romance, you’ll make the type of connections you want to.
Yes, you need to speak up when you see someone who catches your fancy. Being confident and allowing yourself to be seen as interested will make all the difference.
Don’t act aloof or above the crowd. You need to be approachable and willing to connect.
Once you’ve made that special connection, treat the person like an equal or you’ll lose them quickly.
Expect a strong physical bond from the beginning. The sexuality exhibited will be a great barometer of the relationship. Just don’t let it get in the way of common sense.
Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday are the best days for romance.
Virgo
August 23 to September 22
Don’t throw in the towel, although letting it strategically reveal more than it should is called for.
A brazen, wild energy has arrived in your life. Take advantage of it. You’ll find yourself the life of the party, both desired and envied by lesser mortals. This could lead to feelings of jealousy and ownership if you’re not careful.
If you’re connected already, expect this energy to complicate things a bit. You’ll find that you get attention from unexpected sources in unusual ways. This, in turn, could lead to a partner being less than overjoyed with your newfound popularity.
Using this attractiveness is as simple as returning a smile or being friendly. If you’ve been waiting to tell someone you care, do it this week.
This is a wonderful time to visit the LoDo and 16th St. Mall areas to live and love in the hot spots. Watch out for the Mall Shuttle though or is it running yet?
The whole week is great for living it up.
Libra
September 23 to October 22
It’s time to shift your paradigm of love.
This is a great opportunity to make huge changes when it comes to how you’ve been dealing with the messy worlds of love and romance. There’s a strong chance that you’ve felt oppressed and hurt by the realm of the heart. If so, now is the time for getting over it.
If you love hanging on to old things that make no sense and don’t have any worth, then dismiss my advice. If, as I suspect, you want to make some changes for the better, listen up.
You need to let go of your past when it comes to how you’ve been treated and move into a new way of thinking.
This can occur by introspection and getting the aid off someone who knows how to deal with these issues. Whatever the case, be proactive.
You’ll find that a new way of seeing things will reveal a whole new world and possibilities you never expected.
The whole week is good for rethinking your thoughts about romance.
Scorpio
October 23 to November 21
Although you may feel stressed, tense and unloved, it’s a good thing.
This is the right time to stand up to your feelings of disappointment when it comes to love and romance. Only by being realistic can you hope to make any changes for the better.
One way to think about this is to look at each frustrating moment, each attack of incurable horniness, each rejection as a step in the right direction.
By being upbeat and laughing at yourself, you’ll leap into whole new way of looking at love. Don’t take it, or yourself, so seriously. By doing so, you’ll find that you begin to see the next steps to take for your happiness.
Don’t get involved in a new sexual or romantic situation this week unless you can do so lightly. If you harbor feelings of happy ever after, you’ll end up on the wrong end.
Stay away from Tuesday and Saturday when dealing with love. The rest of the week should do well for light fun.
Sagittarius
November 22 to December 21
Hold onto your hat, unless you’re not wearing one, in which case buy one and hold onto it.
This week could deliver a new, vibrant, sexual relationship on a silver platter. Just be careful that you don’t find yourself also being served up on the same platter.
The person involved will be interesting, intelligent and very, very desirable. They’ll also have the ability to wrap you around their little finger, or whatever other body part they want, without your knowing it. You could be smitten without warning.
As long as you know the rules, you’ll do fine. Stay away from feelings of wanting to own this person and whatever you do, don’t fall in love. This is a purely physical relationship and could be more fun than a gubernatorial debate.
Okay, I’ll admit, what could be more fun than that?
Enjoy the week, have fun and stay away from falling in love. The whole week is good for celebrating springtime in the Rockies.
Capricorn
December 22 to January19
Your friends are going to hate you this week.
The reason for their disdain will be your luck in love. You’ll have all heads turning, snapping as you strut through the mall.
Wear your best springtime outfit and let some skin show. Please, use common sense here or you could end up terrifying young children.
Personal charisma will be at an all time high. You’ll also be about as interested in rutting as a Billy goat in April. Since it is April, you’ll be right at home. Don’t be a fuddy-duddy but be choosey about with whom you exchange butts. (Now, now, remember my goat simile.)
You can afford to be picky so you might as well be. Take a friend or two along in order to have the most fun, even thought they’ll be irritated with your success rate. This is a great week to flirt without looking like you’re doing so.
The entire week is perfect for getting your goat.
Aquarius
January 20 to February 18
If at first you don’t succeed, don’t complain to me.
Your week needs to be as laid back as you can make it when it comes to how you deal with love and romance. Expecting everything to go your way will result in mistakes and depression.
If you can manage a mellow attitude, you’ll have a much better time in general, as well as stand a good chance of meeting someone who’ll be interested in you.
You’ll need a bit of persistence in order to make the best of the week. Don’t be a pest but don’t give up too easily. You’re bound to meet obstacles that are perfect for your particular brand of problem solving.
Go ahead and give it a try. You might surprise yourself, but you sure won’t surprise me.
This is a great time to flirt with the possibility of a work related romance. Be careful if you decide to do so as these things can get gooey.
Forget Saturday for love but give it a shot the rest of the week.
Pisces
February 19 to March 20
Fill out that 10,000-question profile and get ready to be noticed.
Email, Internet, electronics and love all go together this week. You need to extend your virtual heart into the great matrix of pseudo anonymity and find someone to IM with.
Make sure you LOL as well as 😉 your way to getting to know someone.
If you feel that you’re in over your head, don’t go any further. This is all about keeping your distance while still being able to get to know whom you’re dealing with.
This is a good week in the real world as well. If you do decide to become available to the flesh and blood types, be careful without appearing to be so.
If other words, no aliases allowed. You’ll have fun if you allow yourself to be wooed by someone so be sure to say yes to a date or setup of some sort.
If you dance, get out and do it. If you don’t, find a place where you can watch.
Monday, Friday and the weekend are the best times to play safely with others.
