6 p.m. “Gods Next Army”
A visit to a Patrick Henry College, an evangelical school where students learn such essential skills as faith healing, crying for the camera and diverting donations to your mistress’s offshore hedge fund. Discovery Times Channel.
7 p.m. “NCIS”
Abby gets a stalker. We wouldn’t mind having a stalker, as long as they carried jumper cables and extra batteries for our cell phone. CBS.
7 p.m. According to Jim”
Cheryl and Jim get in an argument about Erik Estrada, providing Estrada with a welcome break from his busy Wal-Mart grand opening schedule. ABC.
8 p.m. “Veronica Mars”
Geri hires Veronica to find out the identity of her stalker. We remember a simpler time in television when a high school stalker was just a “secret admirer” and one more reason that Marcia was cooler than Jan. UPN.
8 p.m. “Most Extreme”
Tonight’s “Most Extreme” animals all emit slime and include the hagfish, the opossum, the sea worm and the talk radio host. Animal Planet.
9 p.m. “Boston Legal”
Denny shoots Dr. Sydney Fields during a therapy session. But he’s finally getting in touch with his feelings. ABC.
9 p.m. “CSI: Miami”
A series of murders are connected to the same screenplay. In Hollywood, they call this “creating a buzz.” CBS.