Aries, March 21 to April 19
Put yourself into the middle of a love cyclone.
You can make someone dizzy as long as you don’t make a pest of yourself. Stop short of telling them that you’re the best thing that ever happened to them, but be willing to toot your own horn.
If you find yourself funneled into an interesting situation late in the week, one that seems to put you in the middle of lots of interesting new people, use this to your advantage. This isn’t the time to be shy.
Fill your dance card by flirting the night away in a local spot that encourages bohemian activities.
The whole week is great for love.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
Speak your mind and do it now!
You’ve got a voice that others will listen to and you need to be heard. This could have love prospects eating out of the palm of your hand, or wherever else you’d like them to dine. The energy of the week is powerful and it’ll add to everything you do, especially love.
If you’ve got an opportunity to spend time with a fellow worker who makes your blood boil, do so. You should find that you’re able to make them just as hot as they make you. Of course, beware of work relationship gremlins. Don’t get into trouble.
Wednesday, Friday and the weekend are the best times to wax romantically.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
If you want to be noticed, be noticeable.
This seemingly easy bit of advice isn’t as cut and dried as you think. Position yourself into the world in you want to be found. This is the perfect time to be social and to allow yourself to be drawn into the types of activities that you might not usually attend.
Should you find yourself invited to a live eel wrestling extravaganza, don’t be so sure it won’t net results. A medieval throat-singing concert may have romance written all over it. A lecture on the appraisal of Victorian sugar tongs may hold a surprising love connection. Be open.
Be available and ready for anything, including a healthy, physical romp. Play safely.
Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are the best times to be noticed.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
A week of fun without strings attached? Read on.
This isn’t the time to try to make sense out of love and relationships. In fact, any attempt to be too serious and create a long-term situation will end up being a big mess. The key to being lucky in love is to be less stressed and able to make the best out of any situation that comes your way. Don’t be a stiff, unless it’s called for.
By staying loose and not hoping for cooing doves and hearts, you’ll stand a much better chance of getting what you want. Be on the lookout for someone who seems to be an incredible flirt. This is the person you may end up having some fun with. The main thing to remember to have fun. If you take it too seriously, you’ll end up with heartbreak.
The best days to play will be Thursday through the weekend. Find a spot downtown that hops.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
Be as sincere as you can be for the best love options.
You won’t be able to phone this one in. Sincerity won’t be something you can feign if you want to connect romantically. This is a time to toss out shallow desires and ideas when it comes to meeting others. If you’ve got a phony bone somewhere, it’ll be exposed. (This could be fun but at a later time)
Being available by listening to the needs of others is advised. Once again, this can’t be a ploy but must be completely on the up and up.
You could find that a chat room delivers someone who needs the type of shoulder that they can cry on. Don’t hesitate to offer the crying towel.
This is a great time to meet new people. Just don’t try to pull anything over on them.
Monday, Wednesday, Friday and the weekend are your best days for engaging others in honest banter.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
You’ll be easy to notice, so take advantage of your newfound glamour.
Wallflowers need to change their way of looking at things. If you’re trying to stay under the radar, think again. You’ll be easier to notice than an elephant in my pajamas. (Marx brother fans, unite.)
If you’ve got a social engagement or two to attend, dress up a little and you’ll be amazed at the difference it makes. If you’ve recently been introduced to someone new, this is the time to make yourself a little more known to him or her. If you ask them out, be sure to show them a good time.
Don’t say you won’t go on a blind date, as it could be one of the best adventures you’ve had in a long time. Being set up will allow you to be whoever you want to be and to enjoy someone without having to be tense.
Wherever you go, be alert to those around you because they’ll certainly be aware of you.
The whole week is good for strutting the stuff.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
A romantic interlude is right around the corner.
This week, you could find yourself in love, or lust, in your own neighborhood. This may lead to a more involved relationship as time goes on. Although it doesn’t have to be a short-term romp to be fun, it may turn out that way.
If you want to make the best of this relationship possibility, get out and be with those who live around you. This means going for a walk and doffing your hat at all the prospects you see. If you live near a park, you may want to spread out the old beach towel and show of your goods. (As always, use common sense here. No one wants to be the cause of traumatizing a child.)
Be friendly and accept an initiation for a quick cup of coffee if it comes up.
Wednesday through the weekend is the best time to meet your neighbors.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
Bubbling cauldrons of sexual tensions are coming your way.
I know, this doesn’t sound like a good thing but it may turn out to be beneficial. The main energy of the week will be one of heightened libido and desire. This won’t go unnoticed, either in the real world or the world of romantic endeavors.
If you attempt to get to know someone on a deeper level, you’ll come off as phony. The main impact you’ll make will be that of being focused on one thing, and one thing only. Using this to your advantage is a possibility if you play it correctly.
The main thing is not to get involved with anything that seems to be too honorable. This sounds horrible but it’ll keep you much, much happier in the long run. Leave true love for another week.
You may get lucky so be prepared to play safely.
The whole week bodes well for “connecting.”
Take a look at Scorpio’s scope to get a feel for what’s up with you as well.
The difference will be that you’ll actually have the opportunity to make something of the relationship as time goes on. Because the energy is highly sexual and could have you jumping through some interesting hoops before the week is through, be alert. Unlike Scorpio, you may be stuck with the person you play with.
If you want to be secure in love, be sure of the person. In other words, don’t fall in lust with someone who isn’t easy for you to get along with. You might end up in a long-term relationship with someone you can’t stand, for all the wrong reasons.
You’ll do best by finding someone on the west side of town. If you already live near the foothills, you won’t have to go too far. If you live in Aurora, pack a picnic and head for the hills.
The weekend will provide the best opportunity for love.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
Someone’s got to be the goat, (get it?) and this week it’s you.
I’m alluding to the fact that this week isn’t your best time for finding romance. I’d advise spending time with people in non-romantic endeavors unless you happen to be into self-inflicted misery.
It isn’t you. It’s simply the energy of the week. If you happen to have started a relationship recently and things seem to be heating up, don’t move too quickly. This is a good time to put the brakes on in every way when it comes to romance.
If you’re being pressured into doing something that just seems wrong, put it off for now. It may not seem wrong next week but for now you need to take it easily.
Let’s add to the complexity of your life by introducing the possibility of meeting someone who makes you crazy all over. Get to know them but do so a little at a time.
If you can’t help but indulge, do so on Thursday or Saturday.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
What may seem like a blessing in disguise may actually be a blessing in disguise in disguise.
To for put phrase into English this, it may be way too good to be true. Caution’s advised, but don’t allow this feeling of care to get in the way of your connecting with new people. The main point is not to be fooled by someone, or a situation.
Make no assumptions and you’ll be protected from making a huge blunder when it comes to one person in particular. This may be someone you already have a connection with or it may be someone new. The key is to be certain of the facts before proceeding into anything, regardless of how certain it all seems.
The best days to connect will be Monday, Tuesday, Friday and Sunday.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
Be sure of yourself and be sure that everyone knows how sure you are of your assuredness.
Confidence will win the hearts of the most stubborn subjects. I use the word subject to emphasize the fact that you’ll be treated like royalty if you act the part, and what could be better than that?
Allow yourself to be treated to a dinner, High Afternoon Tea at The Brown Palace, a nosegay of posies or a new tattoo. Whatever the person involved wants to do for you, and it could get very creative, allow them to do so. This isn’t about getting what you can out of someone but it is about realizing that you deserve to be coddled and cuddled.
As long as you’re willing to reciprocate, you’ll gain as much by receiving as you will by giving. (It made sense to me when I wrote it.)
The whole week is perfect for acting perfect.
