Aries, March 21 to April 19
Slow down and enjoy the scenery.
You’re taking things too seriously and the fun may slip away from romance. This would not only be a shame but also a block to your progress in the world of love. Take some time to relax and to decompress from the expectations you may have regarding relationships.
If you can do this, you’ll smile more and draw someone interesting into your world. This can enhance everything that leads to love and could bring a new relationship. Yes, this week it can happen but only if you hang loose.
You’ll need to maintain a laid-back attitude if you want anything to progress in a positive way.
Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday are great days to meet new prospects for love.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
A stitch in time saves nine.
I’m stretching to connect this old saying to the world of relationships, but here goes. There’s trouble brewing in your love life and this is the week to stop it before it gets out of hand.
If you’ve found yourself drawn to someone you shouldn’t be drawn to, stomp on the brakes and end it now. The backlash of continuing on your current path could end you up on a Paula Woodward segment.
Obviously, there’s more than one way to get in trouble when it comes to love, so be on the lookout for all the varied paths that should be avoided. You don’t have to swat Cupid out of the sky completely, just think before you expose yourself to his arrows.
The whole week is good for thoughtful connecting.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
Pull back on your intensity if you want to impress someone special.
You’ll have a tendency to overdo it this week. Although this energy will seep into all parts of your life, it’ll be most obvious in your emotional world. To keep this from being a source of sabotage in relationships, let someone else call the shots.
Even if you find yourself in a great situation with someone new and you realize exactly how to make the evening a great success, pull back. Allowing someone else to steer the ship might bring you into a new harbor, one that may have a climate you’ll love.
Get out and meet new prospects. A night downtown might do you some good, especially if you go with friends. Understate yourself and you should be successful in meeting fun playmates.
The best days for fun and games will be Thursday through the weekend.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
Yah Hoo. (I’ve got to be careful how I spell that, don’t I?)
This week’s got everything you need to have fun, excitement and a ton of loving. You’ll have to participate in order for it to manifest but you shouldn’t find that too hard to manage.
You should be feeling a bit randy and if you don’t, just wait for the week to progress. Along with the physical need will be a healthy emotional yen for someone interesting to connect with.
All of this will mnake you desirable. Although you’ll be able to attract flames like moths to a, well a flame, you should exercise some thought. Don’t fall for the first contestant that comes through the curtain. Be discerning and you’ll be sure to make the best possible choices.
Yes, I said choices. Don’t waste this energy on just one person unless you’re convinced they’re the one.
Get outside. Find a spot on the 16th St. Mall. Stake out an outdoor table and flirt with the local fauna as it goes by.
Let Sunday be your day of rest but make all the other days wild.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
You’ll meet someone quite fetching, but don’t worry they won’t be a dog. (Please don’t take offense. I love dogs and find them to be much easier to deal with than most people.)
You’re in line to meet someone new who finds you as fascinating as you do him or her. This lucky event will take place as long as you make yourself available to be seen. The best place to be viewed will be at one of those human zoo sorts of clubs that have popped up around the Denver Metro Area.
Dancing, wining and dining, and perhaps a little whining, will give you the best opportunity to meet a person who could change your life.
This would be the time to have a small gathering of friends over, especially those who might know someone new and interesting to introduce to you.
Monday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are your best days to play.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you’re probably breaking several laws.
This is a week where you’ll know exactly who someone is, even thought they may try to keep themselves hidden. Don’t be fooled by elaborate costuming and emotional camouflage. The more they try to pull the wool over your eyes, the more they’ll smell like sheep.
This can be great for finding someone worth playing with. You won’t have to worry about getting a restraining order from the person who seems to be in it just for the fun of it. You also won’t need to get a checkup because you thought you were dealing with someone who’d never done that type of thing before.
Know what you want and then go looking for it. The possibilities are almost endless.
The best days for the clearest vision will be Tuesday, Saturday and Sunday.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
Filling the void in your heart isn’t advised. Filling other voids will be easier and more fun.
Don’t try to fall in love. If you do, you’ll be fooling yourself and the person you’re fooling with. There’s a strong chance that you’ll fall into a relationship that makes you feel sexy and needed. Mistaking this for true love is dangerous.
Add the fact that this is possibly going to manifest in your workplace or professional world and whammo, it gets complicated. The farther you stay from complicated connections the better off you’ll be.
If you find yourself indulging in “love-like activities,” and you feel yourself falling, get a grip. Splash some cold water on your face and anywhere else that needs it and take a step back.
If it’s the real thing, you’ll find it works later.
The whole week can bring fun and games. Just be careful.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
The strong silent approach will win the day.
This would be a good time to remain understated and not to tell someone what you really want from them. Make them pry it out of you. The good news is that the pry bar used could be well worth waiting for.
The key to this energy is to play hard to get to know. Notice I didn’t say hard to get. Be mysterious without being annoying. I hope you know that if you weren’t a Scorpio, I wouldn’t try to pass this information along. Make me proud and befuddle those you meet for the best results.
If you meet someone who makes you want to begin hording old shoes for the wedding chariot, be careful. It may be relationship that needs to be savored over a long period of time. Take it easy if you take it at all.
The best days to be an enigma of love will be Wednesday through the weekend.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
This is a treacherous week for affairs of the heart.
You need to be ultra careful before indulging in any romantic connections. The trouble you could get into is much too serious to make a joke about here, although I tried to come up with one and just couldn’t find it.
You don’t necessarily need to stay away from all relationships, you just need to be alert and willing to run as fast as you can to the nearest exit if you smell a proverbial rat. (Smelling an actual rat isn’t that repulsive unless they’ve been in trash or a sewer.)
Make sure you stay clearheaded and focused when dating. If you meet someone new, be on the suspicious side to begin with. You don’t have to demand a curriculum vita but do try to figure out if they’re who they say they are.
Whatever you do, stay as sober as possible when dealing with new romantic prospects. Someday you’ll thank me.
If you must do so, the best days to play with fire will be the weekend.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
This is your week for romance.
Be the romantic dreamer and your dreams may come true. Look for the perfect partner for your life and don’t settle for anybody less. This may seem like tough advice to follow but you’ll find that the clarity you have will be of value for quite a while to come.
The prospects will be varied and you’ll find yourself in a position to make choices. Of course, if you don’t get out of the house or out of your cubicle, you won’t meet anyone new. This is energy that demands interaction so doesn’t be shy.
Speaking of shyness, the person you seek may be bashful, at least in the beginning of the whole situation. If you think they may be the one, be persistent.
The entire week has your initials carved into a tree with a little heart around it.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
A surprising week can bring you what you’ve been looking for.
Opt to find new and unusual situations when it comes to romance. I’m not suggesting you get out the liquid latex, at least not unless it really interests you. You’ll gain the most benefits by being open to new ideas and ways of looking at love, sex and romance.
Find a new place to haunt, one that has an edge to it. This is such a relative state that the degree of comfort is up to the individual. Don’t thrust yourself into something so alien that you that you feel like you’re wearing woolen underwear all night. Find something that feels foreign but comfortable.
Monday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday will provide the best options to meet someone who challenges the status quo.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
Find one person to visit with and don’t vary once you’re there.
The word for the week is monogamy. If you happen to be in a relationship already, forgo all other play dates expect the ones you’re supposed to be in. If you’re not connected at all, look for someone to meet and then focus on them to the exclusion of others.
This may mean that you meet someone else as the week goes on that you have to put off, at least for now. This may seem to be a hard thing to do but the outcome will be worthwhile.
The key’s not to think that you’ll settle down happily ever after. The main benefit will be the opportunity to see how you deal with relationships and to get to know someone better than you might have otherwise. There’s something to be said for patience.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday should be dedicated to meeting or getting to know someone better.
