Monday, May 8
7 p.m. “The King of Queens”
Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert. This is even trickier than it sounds. The promoters tend to notice when the audience suddenly doubles. CBS.
7 p.m. “David Blaine: Drowned Alive”
Stay tuned for “David Blaine: Not Clear What ‘Drowned’ Means.” ABC.
7 p.m. “7th Heaven”
This is the series finale. Fans of the wholesome, heartfelt family drama will be directed to the chat room at sappysoaps.com where they’re still getting over the “Waltons” cancellation. WB
7 p.m. “Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams”
In the first sequel, the brother and sister spies visit a mysterious island where they team up with another pair of spy kids. We didn’t know the spy kids phenomenon was that prevalent. Between them and Cody Banks and D.E.B.S., they need a labor union. (2002) Disney Channel.
8 p.m. “Fabulous Life of ”
In a “Celebrity Kids” episode we see how the offspring of the rich and famous enjoy lives of luxury and privilege. The spending-Mothers-Day-with-the-nanny thing is really a small price to pay. VH1
8 p.m. “The Apprentice”
The remaning candidates throw a tailgate party. This isn’t just any tailgate party. The beer helmets are Prada. NBC
8 p.m. “Red Light Districts”
Explore famous prostitution districts around the world. Then go to the network’s Web site for travel packages and discount coupons. A&E Network.