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Q: Scott, I had a vivid dream the other night of having sex with a woman. Does that mean I could be a lesbian?
-Confused
SCOTT: Oh. My. God. Don’t you know most people have had a homoerotic dream just like you? It’s completely normal, not to mention uncontrollable.
Dreams are always weird and most often don’t make sense. Ever had a dream that you were falling? And then did you fall the next day? See? it doesn’t mean anything!
As I write this, my mind is fogging over and I’m losing the will to live but if you’re thinking you’re a lesbian just because of a sex dream, then you’ve got too much time on your hands. Try volunteering!