Wednesday May 31
7 p.m. “Bones”
Investigators have difficulty identifying a body with extensive plastic surgery. First they have to get past the zippers. Fox.
7 p.m. “Maid in Manhattan”
A U.S. senator falls for a hotel maid masquerading as a socialite. These stories of powerful men taking up with women from modest backgrounds happen all the time. Half the cells in Guantanamo are reserved for just such occasions. (2002) FX.
7 p.m. “Game Show Marathon”
In this new show, six celebrities compete in a different classic game show format each week. Tonight, it’s the Price Is Right. Given the probable state of their careers, we’d have to agree. CBS.
7 p.m. “Modern Marvels”
A look a the history of coffee from a simple commodity to an important cog in the global commodity and why we’re never more than one failed harvest away from rioting in the streets. History Channel.
7 p.m. “Hummer Nation”
Exploring the appeal of the battleship class SUVs considered the “global warming starter kit.” Travel Channel.
7 p.m. “Inside Fame”
A look a the cultural impact of the “Dukes of Hazzard and the part it played in the evolution of NASCAR, country music and the GOP southern strategy. If Bo were governor of Florida, it would be dead-on. Country Music TV.
8 p.m. “VH1 Rock Honors”
Kiss, Queen, Judas Priest and Def Leppard are honored tonight. The bands receive a trophy, a plaque and a certificate good for two weeks at the Betty Ford Center. VH1.