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Apparently, most of us have this in common, but we prefer not to talk about it: reading in the bathroom.

“It’s a moment of tranquility when no one else can interrupt you,” says Gordon “Uncle John” Javna. “Or maybe you just need something to take your mind off the real reason you’re in the bathroom.”

Javna is the editor-in-chief of the “Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader” series out of Ashland, Ore. His company research indicates that between half and 75 percent of all readers do so on the throne. To hear Javna tell it, the most regular place for people to catch up on missed newspapers, magazines and books is the place least like a library.

“Most people do it, whether there’s a reason or not,” says the man who engineers an entire series of collected jokes, stories and factoids meant for speedy (and not-so-speedy) bathroom reading. The company’s latest book, “Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Plunges Into the Presidency,” is like its predecessors in the way it divides information into short, medium and long reads.

“People get tired of reading the back of their shampoo bottle,” Javna says. “That’s why we have a niche market.”

Since 1988, the “Uncle John” series has sold more than 7 million copies. That might be because, according to The Wall Street Journal, people really do need more to do in the bathroom. More than 20 percent of

homeowners with laptops and wireless broadband say they check the e-mail in the bathroom, and a significant number of busted BlackBerries get that way after being dropped in the toilet.

To test whether Javna’s thinking on the popularity of bathroom reading holds water, we checked in with a few noteworthy types to see how they fill their bathroom downtime. Here’s what they said:

  • “Reading in the bathroom is a time-honored tradition for any adult who has raised children. It (is) the most quiet and restful place to read – if you can get the kids not to knock on the door.”

    Hazel Miller, Colorado entertainer

  • “Not only do I read in the bathroom, I love doing it. Music magazines, Daniel Clowes comics and Rick Moody short stories have been my favorites lately, and often I’ll sit there reading till my legs fall asleep.”

    Jason Heller, Denver/Boulder city editor, The Onion

  • “In addition to reading, I sometimes graffiti the walls!”

    Shock-G, rapper also know as Humpty Hump

  • “I read Relevant Magazine.”

    Isaac Slade, lead singer, The Fray

  • “My mom put the Alcoholics Anonymous “Big Book” in the bathroom when I was a kid. It’s all of the lessons that the founders based the program on … She was trying to teach us about spirituality.”

    Rosemary Rodriguez, Denver City Council president

  • “After living outdoors for several months to hike the Pacific Crest Trail, my husband and I remodeled our bathroom with a door overlooking our meadow. We read hiking and bicycling guidebooks (there), and plan our next outdoor adventure.”

    Gail Storey, Colorado novelist, author of “The Lord’s Motel and God’s Country Club”

  • “While my 4-year-old son takes his evening bath, I sit on the commode – lid down, mind you – and catch up on my magazine reading … If it weren’t for this ritual, the mountain of magazines would soon overtake our house.”

    Eliza Castaneda, author of “Food Lovers’ Guide to Colorado”

  • “The reading material in my household bathroom happens to be science-based publications (like) Scientific American, Science News and National Geographic. With a very hectic schedule, sometimes the only down time to catch up with scientific information is in the bathroom.”

    Jerry Vigil, Chicano Artist/santero

  • “I do not keep any of my books near the bath (because) I do not want them to get dank or moldy.”

    Dennis Gallagher, city of Denver auditor

  • “I always read in the bathroom. Just sitting there and thinking is too weird.”

    Bill Husted, Denver Post gossip columnist

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