Aries, March 21 to April 19
Your love life just took a turn for the better.
Staying in tune with your intuition will enable you go see how you can make the best out of romance. You’ll have several exciting prospects to choose from and one of them may be the one you’ve been waiting for.
She or he may be someone you meet in a professional venue, or even someone you happen to run into, literally or figuratively. Don’t be surprised if they don’t fit the mold you expect.
Indulge your fantasies and you could find yourself being indulged right back.
Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday will be the best days for meeting your new playmate.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
The possibility of new romance gleams on the horizon but you’ll need to be careful as to how you navigate toward it.
The chance of being taken by a cad, or cadess, is real and you’ll be more vulnerable than usual to an intense desire to get involved. I’m not saying you’re horny, but if the Taurean stereotype fits, wear it gleefully.
Should you find yourself looking in the wrong places for love, get out quickly. This means being conscious of how you want to deal with those who may come into your world.
If you want to meet the right types, go to places that make you happy and fill you with joy. Looking for a vegan partner in a steak house won’t get you what you want. If you’re looking for someone eclectic, take a trip to the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder. You’re bound too see someone, or something, that may be up your alley. You may have to scrub them down a bit first, but what the heck.
Monday and the weekend will be your best days to play.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
If you decide to venture into love, be on the cautious side.
You’ll be seen as delicious and a treat worth tasting, but the person, or persons doing so may be interested in only a free sample without looking for anything more. If this is a circumstance you can live with and not feel badly about, then the week holds promise for you. If, on the other hand, you’d rather not be involved in a fast food love affair, be discerning.
Even the most “honorable” of nibblers may be searching for empty calories. This, in turn, may lead to something that puts on the pounds. As long as you’re careful and know what you’re doing, you should be okay. Just stay grounded and mindful of proper nutrition.
The weekend’s the best time to find someone worth dining with.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
No need to be crabby this week!
Love’s coming your way and you have the chance to have more fun than you’ve had in a long time. The key to making this work to your best benefit is to be as much of a social hound as you can be. (I like hounds and have never really understood the whole butterfly metaphor.)
Stay on the upside of everything you do and don’t let any form of pessimism infiltrate your personality. This will make a great impression on those fun types you’re seeking.
If you meet someone who makes your heart, and other things, thump, be sure to make some sort of noise to let them know you’re there. Clear your throat, your mind, your head and anything else that’ll alert them to your existence. Be charming without being too effusive or you’ll send them scurrying.
The whole week looks fun for love and romance.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
Finding the right person may be a task, but is possible.
The time has come to find someone serious, someone who may be the one you’ve been waiting for. This isn’t something I say lightly, so pay attention. Timing is everything and you need to be on alert and able to move quickly and decisively when you see the person of your dreams.
In order to find the person aforementioned, you’ll have to put out, I mean, emit the right energies to people. If you seek a fun sort of lover, don’t go to the local chapter of the Diogenes Club to find a playmate. Likewise, be realistic about the sort of person that would be good for you before engaging someone in delightful, flirtatious and witty repartee.
The only day to stay away from romance will be Sunday.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
Please, may I have more?
You may get your fill of anything you want, as long as you ask politely.
Finding yourself in a compromising situation may be as simple as batting your eyes, licking your lips and cooing your interest. Then again, it may get you into trouble if you’re in the wrong place, so be prudent. Remembering that the word prudent can lead to the word prude, be willing to push the envelope without ripping it to shreds.
By being a bit on the seductive side, you’ll make an impression that’ll be remembered for some time to come. The only problem will be if you do so in a situation that shouldn’t be pursued. In other words, make sure the person involved is available, whatever that means to you, society at large and local laws. Otherwise, trouble will find you.
Have careful fun on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and the weekend.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
Friends first? Well, not always.
You may find yourself in a pickle over the ethical situation of dealing with someone who wants a friendship and is willing to embrace a physical relationship to cement the deal. Guilt and remorse could result as time goes on.
In addition, unless you can make yourself clear, you could get much more than you bargain for. (Think restraining order.)
Being honest and realizing that the person involved has a strong need for something more permanent will keep you out of trouble. If you can manage to get beyond all the warnings, you could find yourself having a lot of fun with this person. I’d advise against making promises you don’t intend to keep. (See the above parenthetic sentence.)
Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday will be the best times to play.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
Be honest about what you want, even if it means not getting it.
Such is the nature of your love world this week. You’ll need to be on the up and up about up and coming aspirations you have regarding your desire to do the old up and at ’em. If you try to hide your intent, you’ll come off as a creepy predator. Some weeks this wouldn’t be so bad but this week it’ll make you lonely.
You may find that being open about your desire to be openly desired will break the ice when it comes to fun. There isn’t even an iota of space for playing hard to get or goody goody. Be who you are and grab the proverbial bull by the horns, unless you meet a Taurus, in which case grab what you can.
Wednesday though the weekend will be the best times to put forth single entendres.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
Nothing can hold you back, except you, when it comes to love.
This is it, the week you’ve been waiting for. Love’s not only in the air, but the water and cellular structure of recombinant DNA as well. I’ll be bold enough to say that if you can’t find a playmate this week, you aren’t trying hard enough.
Being a hermit isn’t allowed, so get the heck out of the house and find a place to meet others. If you’re supposed to accompany someone on a setup date, by all means do so. You cold find the hottest person in the coolest places. If you don’t have the opportunity to meet anyone in real life, do so via the great electronic medium that you’re using right now. Come out from behind your mask, unless it turns the other person on, and have fun.
The chances of a physical connection are high so be prepared to be safe.
The whole week looks great for playtime.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
A past lesson needs to be remembered, and soon.
You’re almost bound to make a mistake unless you keep in mind problems you were dealt in the past when it comes to romance. You could meet someone who makes you weak in the knees but also weakens your resistance to being hurt. This isn’t a time be overly open and willing to let your heart lead in the dance of love.
If you find yourself in over your head, stop and reconsider your position. If you’ve already compromised yourself, be willing to walk away, at least for now, and to start over again. The ability to come back at a later time and think clearly will make all the difference between good and bad results.
Carry your file cabinet of past love errors on Tuesday, Wednesday, and the weekend as that’s when you’ll be most likely to find someone who fits the profile.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
Give love a rest this week.
Some of the challenges you’ve had in love are due to timing and others to personalities. This week the challenge is all of the above. You’d do best to take a well-earned vacation from fretting about love and all of its problems. Perhaps a trip to the mountains will do the trick. Just don’t fall for that rugged he or she whose perfect body accentuates the hiking boots and lederhosen they wear.
If you’ve been on the verge of getting into a new physical relationship, don’t. The energy won’t allow you to make it work, even thought you may consummate the whole affair, it’s bound to be melodramatic, to say the least. If this is with someone you shouldn’t be playing with, be doubly cautious.
If you just can’t keep from touching the stove, do so on Friday or Saturday.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
Slow and steady wins the race, if you’re a tortoise.
Seeing as you aren’t, get to it and do it now. This is the time to put on your best flirtation smile and get ready to bat those lashes. Being fun is mandatory if you want to be noticed. Staying on the cutting edge of conversation is also advised. Don’t be afraid to discuss the deeper ramifications of the controversy regarding the Republican primary for the Governor’s seat. Then again, maybe you should skip that one.
Have fun and don’t be afraid to let others see you doing it. This would be a great time to venture out with friends to places that promise hopping good times and lots of steamy atmosphere. This lets out anyplace I’ve been to in the past decade, so I’ll leave it to you to figure out where to find such a spot.
Have fun, be fun and you’ll attract fun.
The best days to find romance will be Wednesday through the weekend.
