Monday, July 17
7 p.m. Wife Swap”
A hunter mom and an animal activist mom trade places. The animal lover mom performs memorial ceremonies for all the meat in the freezer. The hunter mom gives Fido a running start. ABC.
8 p.m. “Supernanny”
A Navy SEAL needs help with 4-year-old twins. They were falling behind in the 2-mile morning swim and their night raid on the neighbor’s carport was a disaster.
ABC.
8 p.m. “American Revolutions”
Examining the phenomenon of “Southern Rock” in which long-haired good old boys could pretend to be hippies without having to get rid of the gun rack and confederate flag on their Ford F-150. Country Music TV.
8 p.m. “The Simple Life”
Paris and Nicole arrange commitment ceremonies for unwed mothers. We’re not sure what that means. At that point, they’re already committed. E! Entertainment.
8 p.m. “Where Are They Now: Celebrity Fit Club”
They’re still living in obscurity but now they have gym memberships. VH1.
9 p.m. “Shockingly Thin Hollywood”
For only pennies a day, you could make sure Keira Knightley gets three square meals a day. VH1.
9 p.m. “The Importance of Being Earnest”
This is a retelling of the classic Oscar Wilde comedy of errors and should not be confused with a sequel to “Ernest Saves Christmas,” “Ernest Goes to Camp” or “Ernest Runs For Governor.” (2002) Independent Film Channel.