Aries, March 21 to April 19
Love in the afternoon?
Yes, indeed. For that matter, it can be love in the evening, morning, teatime or middle of the night. This week could have you loving and being loved in fine style. There’s a gusty romantic wind at your heels and you’ll be able to enjoy the fruits of the heart with almost anyone you decide to nosh with.
Keep your eyes open or you could miss the tell tale signs that you’re being scoped out for kanoodling. Does a person in the grocery store keep bumping into your cart in every aisle, smiling shyly while blushing? Have you found that the office innuendo keeps getting more in? How about that person you met on the Internet who seems to be aching for more? You don’t have to say yes to anyone but you should be alert to the possibilities.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday will be the best days to flirt, flaunt and flex those romantic muscles.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
Your charisma’s at 8.1 on the Mo Charisma scale. For those of you unfamiliar with the scale, it’s based on logarithmic algorithms that are based completely by how I feel in the moment. Today, 8.1 is really good.
Using your profound talent to manipulate the Universe for your own selfish needs is going to be fun as long as you keep the bigger picture in mind. That picture says that whatever you do this week will still be here next week. Ponder this fact, write an essay of 500 words or less on the subject and read it from time to time. This will be a graded assignment.
Due to your popularity, staying out of trouble may not be as easy as you’d think. This means that you must put on your thinking cap before doing anything that could get you between the sheets, and eventually a rock and a hard place. Think carefully and don’t be swayed by the cooing and wooing that you’re almost bound to hear this week. Beware of flattery.
By the way, have I ever told you how lovely your eyes are? Aha! Just testing!
The whole week’s yours.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
If it seems too good to be true, run.
You can find a loving connection this week but you’ll need to be careful in the process. There’s a strong energy of deception creeping settling around you and you’re in the mood to play. This can lead to the sort of heartache that will keep you from being happy. Many scenarios come to mind for this week, only a few of which I dare mention here.
Although they could be fun, the aftermath could be a high price to pay. If you find yourself in a situation with a married person, or a spoken for person, don’t go too far. This could turn into a mess quickly with that person’s better or worse half becoming an uninvited part or your life. If it’s at all compromised, don’t do it. This advice also goes for a chat room connection that may be made this week.
Have fun but be on the cautious side and you should be in for some good times. Just stay away from seeming perfection.
Tuesday and Saturday will be the best days to connect.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
A stitch in time saves nine, heartaches that is.
A situation’s brewing that can be averted but you’ll need to be proactive and aware for success to be clutched from the jaws of annoyance. This may be a relationship that already exists in your life or it may be one that’s coming soon. By soon, I mean this week. This means that you have to be extra careful in what you get into and not take anything for granted.
By nipping any problems or complications in the bud, you could end up doing some fun nipping later. The key to success is recognizing these complications early on. If things seem too complex, it’s the wrong time to indulge and you may want to put it off for a week or two.
Connect, but do so with as much thought as you can. By the way, you don’t have to say no to a physical connection; just be certain before saying yes.
Monday, Friday and the weekend will be the right times to get out your romantic sewing kit.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
Crack that whip.
This isn’t a call to an S and M bar. It’s advice to put your muscle into love. Hmm, that didn’t come out quite right. I’ll just say that if you’re willing and able to work hard at love and romance, you should reap the benefits. Nothing’s going to come easily when affairs of the heart are concerned. Mistrust anything that seems too simple and be willing to work on anything that seems to present a challenge.
If you meet someone who seems to be complicated, all the better. You need complex thinking when it comes to keeping your interests at this time. Just be sure that you’ll still be interested after the week is over. This is the perfect time to experiment with that exotic (your favorite new fantasy here) you’ve wanted to try.
As always, be safe or don’t play.
Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday will be the best days to be well bent for leather.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
Can you say risky? I knew you could.
This week has the potential to put you smack dab into the middle of all sorts of compromising situations. Your libido will be high and so will your ability to attract a willing partner. If you met someone recently who made your nose twitch, in a good way, don’t give up. You have the potential to make them a part of your private life if you so desire. Even if this was a chance meeting, you’ll see them again, just be patient.
The problem will be that they’re most certainly in some sort of connection. I’m not here to morally judge you, but I’ll say that this one has trouble splattered all over it. You may want someone who’s more than willing to fetch the turnip on a moment’s notice, but the fallout may be filled with ickiness. Think twice and if you can’t help yourself, be extra careful.
Monday, Tuesday, Friday and Sunday will be good days to minimize your risk factor.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
Let’s be civilized, shall we?
This is a good time to polish your monocle, put on your spats, fill your mouth with pebbles and enunciate the Queen’s English. In other words, the more refined you seem, the better your chance of meeting someone fun to play with. The irony here is that they’ll be drawn to your pretense and will have fun playing the game with you. Ah yes, I need to mention that you can’t take it all too seriously. Have fun without being mocking.
This fine line between snobbery and role-playing can be managed as long as you stay away from thinking that you have to stay this way forever. You couldn’t stand it and neither could those you’ll attract. Obviously, this act will play better in public houses than it will in your living room or the local grocery. Get out and play. Please note that you don’t have to literally act the part, just think it.
Monday, Tuesday and the weekend will be the best times to pip pip and cheerio.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
Hang in there.
Undoubtedly, you’ve been feeling a bit underwhealmed when it comes to love and romance. This week can bring a change in the energy and your attitude. As with all love stuff, there’s a catch. You’re going to have to alter your attitude before the circumstances shift. I know, you’re thinking that I’m not so cleverly trying to get you to change the way you think in order to push you into something new. Okay, you’re partly right. This week it’ll work, whereas most weeks nothing would change so what have you got to lose?
Be flirty with all you wish to impress. This could lead to some in-depth connecting as the weeks unfold so don’t hesitate to try to make a strong impression. Common sense is advised when it comes to impressing others. The line is fine between making a memorable memory and needing a legal defense.
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are your days to find new hope in love.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
Say it with commitment.
Your ability to verbalize your feelings will be the key to romantic success. This is the type of energy that allows you to speak your mind without having to open up too much. The logic here is to be willing to talk and not have to put yourself into a compromising position until you know how compromising and what position.
If you have the opportunity to latch onto a set up date or some sort of email, chat room, electronic dating service or Magic 8 Ball relationship, do so. The benefits will far outweigh the detriments. Just make sure that whatever you say, you can back up if you need to. No claims of royalty allowed, unless you really are a member of the secret cabal that runs everything, in which case you’d be better not mention it anyway.
Monday, Thursday and Saturday are the best days to daze those you encounter.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
You’re the center of the Universe and you need to know it.
No, I’m not implying that you’re a black hole that captures everything in its gravitational pull and crushes it into oblivion, well, not necessarily. This is a great time to be the middle of the every social outing, office lunch, Uncle Smart Britches Day parade or any other gathering where love prospects congregate.
Obviously, the Bronco game atmosphere’s just right for taking advantage of the juicy, raw emotions overflowing from the local nationalistic desire to crush the opposition into submission. Do you see a theme here? The key is to know when you’re not being honored or respected. If that occurs, in any situation, be quick to put the energy in its place. The respect you gain will be important to how all romances develop over the upcoming weeks.
Thursday through the weekend will be the best times to shine brightly.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
This week, it’s light or nothing at all.
You shouldn’t set your heart on a long-term, happily ever after, small summer cabin on Bear Lake sort of relationship this week. Looking for commitment will lead to headaches, bad connections and the possibility of getting welded to someone who will make you miserable for years to come.
Obviously I feel strongly about your ability to stay out of the way of heartfelt romantic encounters. The risk is too high and the payoff not worthwhile. You’ll be better served by playing and not looking for anything more, at least not for now. It ‘s possible that you’ll connect with someone who could be right later, but put that right out of your mind – I mean it.
As the potential for sexual intrigue is high, be ultra prepared for anything that comes.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all good times to be frivolous with love without being reckless.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
A past connection may become present.
Although this may elicit images of ancient miseries becoming present irritations, don’t fret. This may be as simple as true introspection and understanding of the way love’s treated you and you it. Honesty’s a must when it comes to successfully letting go of the issues that may be grinding your love life to a halt.
Should you find yourself in a new connection, or even an old one, use this week and the relationship to clear the cobwebs of emotional pressures, especially those related to past regrets. This isn’t a time to dwell on the negative aspects of where you’ve been but to look to the past as a blazing neon sign showing you the way out of the creepiness. You’ve changed. Celebrate this fact and you’ll be amazed at what can come to you.
All week’s good for looking back with a smile.
