Aries, March 21 to April 19
Send up a flare.
Romance will be a group effort. To maximize your ability to make the best out of love, you’ll have to depend upon the help of others. Let your friends, family, or online anonymous best buddies (hmm, maybe not them) give you a hand when it comes to choosing someone to become involved with. You don’t have to make it a permanent connection but it’ll be worthwhile.
You’ll gain the most by being less than effusive but more than stoic. (Good luck with that advice.) The key is to let others do the talking for you if you can. Find someone to toot your horn and them let him or her toot. A little air freshener may be in order.
This is also a great time to indulge in an online romance or two.
Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday will be the best times for love.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
Gild your tongue with silver.
Your words will have the power to convince, seduce and amaze those you meet. Be sure of what you say before you say it and your words will be even stronger. With such powers of persuasion, you may be able to get almost anything, or anyone you want. This, as I’m sure you’ve guessed, can be good or bad.
If you stray too far from doing things properly and following the basic mores of society, you’ll be stuck with whatever you’ve sown. Don’t forget this and do try to keep it in the forefront of your thinking. The image of a deliciously scented, carnivorous trap comes to mind.
Wednesday through the weekend will be good times to speak with words of power.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
A little confidence will go a long way.
Hitch up your pants, give a snort or two and head into the world of love and romance. You have an energy in your corner that will help you make new connections and impress those already in your sights. Mustering up the confidence to enter into anything and try out new strategies can make the week an exciting one.
Speak the truth and keep it simple. It’ll be better to understate your attributes than to crow them to those around you. Let others infer your strengths and benefits and you may find that they imbue you with traits you haven’t locked down yet. You can always correct them later, right? This is a good week to flaunt and flirt.
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday will be the best days to walk the walk.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
You’re a sight for sore eyes.
You’ve got what it takes to make someone’s week better and less hectic. This may, in turn, give them a better view of your worth as a partner. Notice, I haven’t said anything about permanence or long term. Such ideals aren’t the emphasis at this time. It’s all about the initial pushes of desire and interest that will make the week the best it can be.
This may mean that a sudden opportunity to play may arise. Be prepared and don’t read too much into it at this time. The key is to make the connection and realize that the recipient of your wondrous energies will be immensely grateful. Of course, don’t do anything for the sheer pity factor or you’ll regret it.
All week is good for flaunting your charismatic self.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
Saddle up!
Even if you aren’t an equestrian, you’ll benefit from the image of a massively powerful creature between your legs, taking you wherever you desire. This energy isn’t an actual thing, (sorry men) but the power you’ll command when it comes to taking charge in the world of love and romance. You’ll need to command it or you’ll lose it before you can use it.
Keep things under control when it comes to how you communicate with prospective lovers. If you let them sense the power under the surface, they’ll want it badly. Of course, you’ll need to feel it yourself if you want them to feel it as well. There’s more than one chance of ending up in a compromising position so be sure that all the compromises are in your favor.
Other than Tuesday, the whole week is good for going the distance.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
Be a professional when it comes to love.
No, you don’t have to take out an ad on Craig’s List but you do have to think of love as a business. You’ve got big assets to consider, cost of doing business, overhead, ingoing and outgoing, rising trends and lots of other sexy business lingo that befuddles me. The point is take things seriously and not to put yourself into a situation that could get you into trouble.
This energy may manifest as a relationship in your career and could have you thinking about putting in more than overtime. If you do decide to dally on the job, be ultra careful before refilling that stapler. Outside of work, you still need to have an air of conservative professionalism about you. This will make you more attractive and less vulnerable.
Thursday through the weekend will bring you the best work product.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
You may be too hot for October.
This is a great time for you to get off of your laurels and reenter the world of romantic risk taking. You’ll be surprised at the warm reception you get from those you encounter, especially if you choose your destinations carefully. Look for places that have familiar energies, ones that you resonate to. Don’t worry about permanence. You’re trying to find new blood to infuse your love veins.
It’ll be a crowded circulation system if you play the game properly. There’s a good chance that you’ll meet several good prospects from whom to choose. Obviously, try not to toy with their affections, at least not too much. This can be one of the best weeks you’ve had in a long time to play, so do so.
The whole week is yours to use.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
Love? Soitenly!
Taking a lighthearted approach to romance will do you loads of good. Don’t be afraid to Nyuk, Nyuk, and Nyuk it up with those you want to play with. Fun’s the key word for romantic success. Being a knucklehead by staying too serious won’t get you anywhere when it comes to making a good impression.
You don’t have to do a pratfall to win at love but the ability to laugh at situations, yourself and a good-natured ribbing of others will endear you to that special someone you may have your woob-woob-woob focused on. By the way, don’t opt for a group this week. Remember, two’s company, three’s a comedy team.
Wednesday through the weekend will be the best time to take a pie in the face for love.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
Make time to make time.
You’ll only succeed in love if you prioritize your week. Sure, we all need to work and give time to those who need us, but wouldn’t everyone benefit from your efforts if you had a little more love in your life? Well, I actually don’t know the answer to this question but I’ll bet you do.
If asked to socialize with a group, do so. Anything you can do to put yourself in a position to meet and engage with new people will be of benefit. Don’t be startled by attentions you may get from someone who never gave you a second glance before. This is the week to be noticed if you let yourself be in a noticeable place. I advise keeping things lightly simple at this time.
Tuesday, Friday and Saturday will be the best days for putting love first.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
The eyes have it.
You’ll know you’ve got the right person for love if you just can’t get over their eyes. I’m sure you’ll get the chance to play with more than one lovely delight this week but the right one for you will have the ability to shoot love rays directly into your heart. This will be the connection to concentrate on.
There’s a possibility of this turning into a more serious relationship as time goes on. Don’t push for this now or you may scare your new love off before you’ve had a chance to make it more permanent. Enjoy all you meet but don’t be swayed by anything less than total infatuation. If it doesn’t come, wait to play until a later time.
Friday and the weekend will be the best days for longing gazes.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
Don’t let yourself be talked out of romance.
This is one of those times when persistence will pay off, especially if you’re willing to be a little vulnerable at the same time. You may have felt as if your best efforts weren’t good enough and frustration has been setting in. Put it all aside and be optimistic. The time is good for putting your focus back on what may seem unattainable. The results may be quite surprising.
This is a good time to revive an old relationship that may still have some spark to it. I’d advise being certain that you want it to reignite before beginning, as it really could be an on again item. If you’re already in a relationship, this is the perfect time to work on making it better. Be romantic without being over the top for the best results.
Monday Wednesday, Friday and Sunday will be the best days for romance.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
An affair to remember? Well, you may not remember it but it certainly could happen soon.
This is a good time to stay away from serious, dyed in the wool, happily ever after; let’s name our first pet after my imaginary friend from childhood, types of relationships. They simply won’t go well. If you find yourself embroiled in a hot and intensely pleasurable tryst, you may decide that you’d like to make it more permanent. Take an ice-cold shower, preferably alone.
All signs point to physical connections without a lot more. If you don’t feel like a quick game or two of thump the watermelon, then bow out before you get started. It’s vital that you not delude yourself into thinking that there’s more to love this week than the good old hot and sweaty. If casual relationships aren’t your style, stay grounded and opt out of the game for now. No matter what else you do, play safely or don’t play at all.
Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday will be good times to hang out in the melon patch.
