Nothing screams winter solstice quite like faux yeti fur. And nothing will keep you toastier during these short, dark days in the heart of winter than a hug from Old Fred. Spyder’s Old Fred (MSRP: $300) is an abominable snowsuit that combines long-pile fake yeti fur on one side with a reversible quilted black interior lining on the other to create the ultimate on-slope fashion statement (complete with a gargantuan Spyder logo on the back). Insulated with Spyder’s synthetic Therma-Web material, accented with waterproof polyester and designed with a full-time hood attachment, Old Fred is a one-man biosphere suitable for hibernation. Sized small to XXL, all you really need is long underwear and an appropriate attitude. Just don’t be surprised if someone tries to make you into a pair of boots.
Get it — www.spyder.com
