BRING ON THE GOOD OL’ BOYS
“It’s one of those situations where a rising tide lifts all boats.”
Brian Kitts, Kroenke Sports Enterprises spokesman, on locating a NASCAR racetrack near the Kroenke soccer complex in Commerce City.
THE WEIGHT-LOSS MAGAZINE WAS A NICE TOUCH
“If you go to a gas station, you’re really going to be in the doghouse. You can’t win on this one: ‘Gee, honey, I thought you liked Snickers.”‘
Harry Balzer, NPD Group spokesman, about the consumer- information group’s survey that discovered about one in 50 people shop for Valentine’s Day gifts at gas stations.
CAN’T HANDLE A BLIZZARD OF COMPLAINTS
“We have 300 phone lines. We’re not going to staff or have enough phone lines to handle 1.5 million calls.”
Joe Hodas, Frontier Airlines spokesman, about the limitations of improving customer service during crises like the December blizzards.



