Aries, March 21 to April 19
Stay calm and collected when dealing with romantic situations. You can make hay if you maintain a cool head and don’t allow your emotions to get the better of you. This may be quite a task, as you could meet someone who turns the volume of your heart up to at least eleven on the ten scale.
Playing it safe and not jumping into the pool until at least an hour after eating (sorry, my childhood rears its head) is the best way to make sure you won’t get hurt. Take some time to flirt with someone who makes your head, and other parts of your anatomy, turn. You should get good results.
Wednesday through the weekend will be the best time to not let ’em see you sweat.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
I hope you like cheese because the week could get cheesy before you know it. Be on double alert when it comes to someone trying to infiltrate your better judgment. Although you’d never even give this person a second thought most weeks, they could find a way through your defenses.
Let your smarm-o-meter function at its best and you’ll be sure to catch the odor of the aforementioned cheese before it becomes an acquired taste. Okay, let’s get to the point here. You’ll be anxious to connect and you may give into almost anyone who wants to play. There. If you do play, be sure not to give too much out too quickly.
Monday and Sunday will be the safest days to keep from making a big goof.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
Seldom have you had such a week to enjoy the fruits of the garden of love. Hang on; I’m getting a sugar rush from that last sentence – better now. Yes, you can make all sorts of progress in the heartfelt realm of heartfelt hearting with those who have a heart to share with you. You’ll need to be available, or at least reasonable (an old joke, but I still like to use it from time to time) if you want to connect.
Connecting is a polite euphemism for any adverb you’d like to insert, and this is the time to insert said adverbs. Of course, if you do dabble in the finer points of grammar, be sure you know which participles are dangling and be safe in doing so. Get out and have fun, as this is a week that can make a big difference in your love life.
All week is ripe for picking the fruits of romance.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
Your view of romance could take a turn for the worse if you aren’t careful. Be sure of where and what you do when it comes to your emotions. If you put your heart on your sleeve, someone’s bound to comment on your lack of fashion sense, as well as break your trust. This isn’t a good time to profess undying love to someone, even if you think it’s due. The ability to receive such information isn’t there.
On the other hand, if you take a less serious look at your love life and can be a bit on the frivolous side, you should do well. This is obviously a subjective concept. For some, frivolous is waiting until the second date to pick out china patterns. I suggest you take it slowly and let others take the lead, even if that means a slow week.
Monday, Thursday Friday and Saturday are good days not to fall in love but to have fun.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
I’m not sure why you Leos are so prone to being adored but this is another one of those times. Frankly, it gets a little tiring to have to tell other signs that they shouldn’t do this or to beware of that while I get to tell you to have fun, enjoy all aspects of romance and party the night away. I’m just jealous and I’ll get over it. Now that I’ve gotten that off of my chest, go out and have a wonderful time.
Seriously, this is a great week to play and enjoy all of the benefits that can come from love and romance. You’ll be noticed and desired by most you meet, so be sure to be as social as you can manage. If you find that one person in particular seems to be overwhelmed with you, let them bask in your warmth without making any promises. This isn’t the best time to look for a long-term connection.
All week is all yours–again.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
A stitch in time saves a lot of explaining down the line. This horrible paraphrase of an old bit of wisdom comes to you courtesy of a week filled with near misses and possible faux pas scenarios. If you find that someone’s angry with you, take time to figure out why. If you’ve been at fault, step up and say so. Things will work out better in the long run if you do so.
Don’t admit to those wrongs that you haven’t authored. The fine line between being honest and seeming to be a phony may be challenging but the outcome will be well worthwhile. By the way, if someone seems too good to be true, you can bet that you need to be careful.
Monday will be the best day to enjoy love and romance.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
Can you feel it yet? Relax; get in touch with the energy. Now, can you feel it? Well, neither can I. You’ll need to create any energetic love benefits if you want to have any chance at romance. This isn’t the time to sit and watch the world go by. Nope, you’ve got to be a living, breathing part of the process for anything to work out for the best. Get out and meet people. Put an ad on a personal site. Do whatever it takes to meet new people.
By letting yourself be seen and known, you’ll make the transition from watching to participation. Although there are those who prefer to watch, I’m guessing you’d like a little more action in the real world. Being too bold could be a turnoff so know when and how to tone things down if you need to. If you follow this advice, you should meet at least one worthy playmate.
Monday through Thursday will give the best results in love.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
Whaddya mean you’re tired of playing games? Your words will drip with honey and your ability to tap into the desires of those around you will be legendary. The week should be thought of as one big game of love. Obviously, you need to have some rules in order to play or it’ll be easy to lose. The main rule is not to cheat, at least not this week. If you’ve been thinking of starting a game of your own on the side, don’t.
If it isn’t the type of connection you can take to the local market with you, don’t get involved. Now, if you’ve got an opportunity to make a connection with someone available, do so. Also, you could meet more than one in person to go a few rounds with. Just remember to have fun and not to take yourself too seriously.
Tuesday through Saturday will be the best days to roll the dice of love.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
Who’s the boss of love? Why you are, that’s who. You should feel the winds of romance at your back. (And you thought that was a Chinook.) These breezes will enable you to be blown toward someone who wants to be as good for you as you will be for them. The main thing to remember is not to give into any attempts to put you into a subservient, needy role.
I know that this sounds like a borderline sort of relationship but I think it can work. The person involved may feel that it’s better to be in control than it is to let someone else have the upper hand. All you need to do is stand up for yourself and not fall into the game of being what they want you to be. Once they figure out that you’re not Attila the Honey, all the defenses will cease and the two of you will connect honestly.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Friday and Saturday will give you the best results in romance.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
Don’t touch that! I really think you need to leave that thing alone for a while. I’m referring to romance and love, at least the deep heartfelt type. You’re more vulnerable than you know and could be in store for some sort of heartache if you try to make more of someone than they are. Staying uncommitted and just having a good time will give you the best and safest results for the week.
Connecting on light levels will be as easy as pie, especially if you know the right filling to use. This means not looking for love, as much as frolicking and friendship. If you don’t feel like light cavorting, take the week off. Remember, if the week turns out the way I think it can, you need to play safely.
Wednesday, Thursday and Tuesday are the best days to enjoy yourself.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
You’ve been noticed and by more than one person. You’ll find that all sorts of people are looking at you. Some are leering and some are peering for a better look. This could mean that you’ll have your choice of more than one person to play with this week. All of this needs to be carefully analyzed before jumping into the mosh pit of love. You can be discerning, so be so.
I think you’ll meet a person who starts the two-stage engine of your new 6 forward speeds and two in reverse snow blower. (Yes, I got one this year. I’m old and I deserve it.) Let them clear the driveway but don’t allow them to do much more at this time. You need to keep some distance until you’re certain they’re the one. Once you’re sure, let them in.
All week is great for being the center of attention.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
If it were any more obvious, they’d have to wear a picture of you around their neck in a throbbing, heart shaped frame with a sound chip in it that says “Ooh La la!” No, I don’t know who they are but I think you do. If you don’t, stay alert and I’m pretty sure you’ll figure it out before the week is through. This may be a coworker so be on the alert for a tumultuous situation to arise. This person hasn’t kept it a big secret and playing could be problematic.
If you know who the person is and the circumstances are okay, go for it. There’s a lot to be said for being drooled over, as long as you keep the sanitizing gel nearby. All you really need to do to have fun is to be alert and not be standoffish. If you get out to a social setting, do so with friends.
The whole week, except for Thursday, will be good for finding your secret admirers.
