“Dude, I was in the air for, like, seven seconds. It was sick, bro.”
“Actually,” you say, removing the HangTimer you surreptitiously clipped to Wannabe Birdman’s pack, “it was 1.14 seconds.”
End bar-stool braggadocio with this gravity-defining accelerometer, which precisely measures the time spent airborne. The $100 gizmo promises to revolutionize trash-talking for those whose perceptions of athletic prowess depend mightily on how well they fare in their battle with gravity. The HangTimer keeps a tally of the last 10 times the user left the ground, logging the best hangtime and average hangtime down to fractions of a second. It’s shockproof, waterproof and glows in the dark.
Get it — Available at 720 Sports in Arvada or at www.hangtimer.com.
