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“PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN …” 6 p.m., USA | “Curse of the Black Pearl.” The first of the action-packed Disney movies starring Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow loses something on the small screen, but it’s still a fun ride (based on a theme park ride, in fact). With Geoffrey Rush as the bad guy.
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“America’s Most Smartest Model” 7 p.m., VH-1 | The title may be the best part of this reality series, which tonight features models testing their knowledge of human anatomy. The shin bone’s connected to the bell-bottom bone?
Joanne Ostrow
