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“Keep America moving.”

Each evening, the aisle separating the floor seats from the bleacher seats turns into a mosh pit.

The crammed crowds do the sideways crab walk and the itty-bitty-step sheep shuffle and look at each other helplessly as the aisle traffic continually grinds to a sweaty halt. “Keep America moving,” shouts one frustrated delegate. Another makes a quiet Democratic proposal to the woman he is tightly pressed against in the crowd: “Why don’t we get married?”

The human traffic jam truly is Democratic. Actors Matthew Modine and Susan Sarandon are as stuck in it as everyone else.

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