Getting your player ready...
OK, Bronco Nation, so the quarterback is moping and having a bad hair life. Look at the bright side. At least we don’t have a third baseman around here kissing himself in a mirror in Details magazine.
Quick, somebody pass A-Rod the quiche.
What’s the drill with this guy? According to the New York Post, A-Rod did the photo shoot after a Sports Illustrated story that nailed him for playing with needles. So much for low profiling it. What’s next, a fig-leaf spread in Cosmo?
As for his relationship with Madonna, Mr. Oh-fer-October tells the magazine, “Well, we’re friends. She’s an amazing entertainer.”
Can’t wait to see how this one plays out the next time A-Rod hits Fenway Park.



