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Winner: Kelly Graves, Centennial
Honorable mention:
Five…Four…Three…Two…One…One…One…One… — Michael Aumock, Denver
It will be an honor to accept your Darwin Award. Can I have your golf clubs? — Eric Brody, Castle Pines North
That’s a violation of HOA rules! — R. Preer, Aurora
So, you have clean underwear? — No name provided
Mars is closer, but you’re gonna land on Uranus. — Steve Ketcham, Littleton





