Getting your player ready...
Leave it to humorist Dave Barry to make out-of-towners feel right at home: Welcome to Miami! Get ready for a fun Super Bowl week, because you’re going to see some serious partying “Miami Style” — people eating, drinking, singing, shouting, fighting, discharging firearms, sacrificing animals, sinking motor yachts and dancing naked around burning buses. And those are our police officers. But don’t worry! You are perfectly safe. Miami has been hosting Super Bowls for more than 150 years, and in all that time no harm has ever come to a visitor who didn’t do something stupid such as venture outside the hotel. So have fun! The Miami Herald
