Dear Margo: I recently moved here from Scotland. I thought you might have some insight into an experience I had involving an American woman’s image of her body. I met a really attractive and intelligent woman at a party a few weeks ago. It was a public event at an art gallery. She was a high-school teacher in her early 30s. We had been talking for a good half-hour and really seemed to be hitting it off. We’d even made plans to meet for coffee sometime. Then, things suddenly went downhill.
I commented that she had a “really nice hourglass figure.” I thought she would be complimented, but instead she became deeply offended. I went into damage control mode and tried to clarify my comments, but I think I only exacerbated things when I used the term “healthy.” With a look of complete disgust — WHAP! — she slapped my face and departed. I will never forget those agonizing moments in the immediate aftermath, as I was standing there rubbing my cheek, drawing some judgmental stares from onlookers. Needless to say, it was not my proudest moment, LOL.
She had a classic hourglass figure — large bust, narrow waist, shapely hips and legs. I guess she had interpreted “hourglass” as meaning overweight or full-figured. I just thought it meant shapely. I have her e-mail address. Do you think I should send her an apology? — Kevin
Dear Kev: An apology for what — paying her a compliment she wasn’t smart enough to understand? A slap was quite an overreaction. I think in order to slap a stranger in an art gallery, or anywhere, the “offender” would have had to unleash a string of unprintable words, make lewd suggestions and start pulling your hair. You have missed nothing with the dim bulb, who at the very least sounds like a prima donna in training. In sum, I am not in favor of ever slapping a stranger — or, for that matter, a friend. — Margo, corporally
To Close ‘Em Down or Tune Out
Dear Margo: I live in the South, where, unfortunately, many people still judge others based solely on their race. I’m currently putting myself through college by working a customer service position at a store, and I am amazed at how many of the customers make racist statements about other customers or about the people in line ahead of them. I really don’t know how to respond to these rants, so I usually end up just silently looking at them until they finish talking about how the country would be a better place if “they” would learn English, get a job, learn to be more polite and so on.
These situations make me very uncomfortable. I don’t want to be rude to the person talking to me, but I also don’t want to imply that I condone this way of thinking by not saying anything. Is there a tactful way to let these people know that I’d rather not listen to their tacky, judgmental statements about people who are of a different race than theirs? — Tired of the Racism
Dear Tired: When you say “customer service,” are you manning the complaint desk? If you are and people come up to you to complain about minorities, you can certainly tell them that has nothing to do with either your store or retail in general. I suspect this is not the case, because it would be very strange … sort of like calling 411 and asking how to unclog a drain.
If people come to your desk with another problem and, en passant, share their bigotry with you, simply stop them and remind them of the nature of your job. And if you’re feeling brave, you might add that if more people could figure out how to live comfortably with all kinds of differences, we would all be in better shape. — Margo, deliberatively
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