Winner: Richelle Force, Brighton
Honorable mention:
Can I interest you in some Fruit of the Loom? — Gracie Norblom, Highlands Ranch
Luckily, I carry briefs in my briefcase. — Bonnie Pace, Longmont
Let me tempt you with a fine set of encyclopedias. — Gordon Little, Sheridan
Boy, do I have a book for you! — No name provided
Where can I find a bite to eat? — MJ Olinger, Loveland
Can I interest you folks in Eternal Life Insurance? — Gloria Krebs, Wheat Ridge
We can add an “act of God” clause to your policy. — Larry K. Nuss, Littleton
Should have read the divine print. — George Morin, Littleton
I win 9 out of 10 eviction cases. — Vinnie Schulz, Longmont
It’s never too early to turn over a new leaf. — Bill Tobey, Littleton
Trust me, choose PC, not Apple. — Nina Kraus, Aurora
I am with the U.S. Census Bureau, we need a little bit more info about your origin. — Nina Kraus, Aurora
Total population = 2. Whew, this census job was a breeze! — Gracie Norblom, Highlands Ranch
Does your father live with you? — Ruth Manning, Aurora
I’m here to collect sin taxes. — Gordon Little, Sheridan
