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Winner: Jeff Tucker, Aurora
Honorable mention:
I wouldn’t take off my shoes for TSA. — Barb Williams, Denver
If Donald Duck can go around without pants, why can’t I? — Lewis Shilane
The judge wouldn’t grant me bail. He said I was a flight risk. — Lewis Shilane
I got caught selling quack cocaine. And you? — Pam McMenamin, Louisville
With good behavior, I waddle out of here in 6 months. — Rosemary Smith, Denver
Insurance fraud. What are you in for? — Bob Moore, Aurora
Aflac! — George Legozzie, Lakewood (Same caption also sent by Mitch Rosenberg of Highlands Ranch)
