Winner: Beth Klingensmith, Colorado Springs
Editor’s note: We received roughly four score and seven captions similar to today’s winner. Unfortunately, we can’t publish the names of all of the authors.
Honorable mention:
I don’t care if it is your picture, a $5 bill won’t “make this go away.” — Bob Lenk, Greeley
You can fool some of the radar some of the time. — Mark Watt
Yeah. Yeah. Emancipate yourself from this. — Jeff Tucker, Aurora
Four red lights and seven blocks ago … — Kristi Weber, Roxborough
That means 87 mph, right? — Robb Hiatt, Longmont
Slow down. They won’t start the play until you arrive. — Sharon Logan, Parker
Gettysburg? What kind of address is that? — Ian Sprod, Boulder
“Just three beers,” huh? Be honest, Abe! — Bob Kapelke, Denver
This ticket’s for writing with a quill pen while driving. — Steve Fine, Denver
We are not going to debate this. — Dean Logemann, Colorado Springs
Sure, buddy. And I play point guard for the Nuggets. — Fred Berkelhammer, Louisville
Sure you are. And I’m the Easter Bunny. — Kristi Weber, Roxborough
Yeah, and I’m Andy Griffith. — Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Mo.
Honest Abe? You-all a car dealer? — Mike Krieger, Lakewood
Other than this, how’s your day, Mr. Lincoln? — Monica Hansen, Denver
