With shows like “True Blood,” “Vampire Diaries” and the whole “Twilight” series, itap rough being a vampire these days —- you gotta be capital H-O-T hot! If you’re not sporting the styled hair, high cheekbones and chiseled chin, no honey is going to let you get to first base, let alone drink some of her blood. All you vamps out there still rocking capes and black patent leather shoes, get with it —- Bela Lugosi’s dead! Check out this spoof of Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me,” and revisit our coverage of .
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Denver-based writer Sam DeLeo is a published poet, has seen two of his plays produced and is currently finishing his second novel.
