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Tebowie forever.

Yes, . And now he’s back, with a song from last night’s “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,” that welcomes (kind of) Peyton Manning to the Denver Broncos fold.

“Tebow got screwed in the back door. And now he’s a virgin no more,” Fallon’s Tebowie sings to the tune of David Bowie’s “Ziggy Stardust.”

Take two has more spiteful laughlines than the first, some of which are dead-on.

“Tebow prayed to God, begging him to smite the Mannings and find him a job. Just not on the Lions, but maybe the Giants, have him and Eli switch, oh payback is a bitch,” he sings.

Tebowie take two is as much about Manning as Tebow. And while Fallon is still pretty funny, he misses as much as he hits.

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Ricardo Baca is the founder and executive editor of , the co-founder of The UMS and an award-winning critic and journalist at The Denver Post.

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