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Getting your player ready...

So you’ve got a wad of cash, say $16,000, burning a hole in your pocket and you want to attend Sunday’s Super Bowl. Before you pay the piper (or scalper, as the case may be), talk-show host David Letterman has a few questions to ask yourself first: 1. “Do they have anything in the more affordable $15,000 range?” 2. “Have I recently divorced either Kobe Bryant or Tiger Woods?” 3. “Isn’t this why the rest of the world hates us?” 4. “Would it make more sense to watch at home and spend the 16 grand on snacks?” and 5. “If I’ve got 16 grand, should I buy the Mets?”

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