That Cruz-I-am
That Cruz-I-am
I do not like
That Cruz-I-am.
Do you like Obamacare?
I do not like it, Cruz I am.
I do not like Obamacare.
I will not fund it, here or there.
I will not fund it anywhere.
I run against Obamacare.
I run against it, Cruz I am.
Would you fund it in the House?
Run against Bill Clinton’s spouse?
I would not fund it in the House.
Bring it on, Bill Clinton’s spouse.
Filibuster with Mike Lee?
Bring down the economy?
I’ll be POTUS — you will see.
Come and join my Tea Party.
Not with Mike Lee.
Not my GOP.
Not with this House.
Not while I grouse.
I put the Senate in a box.
Mitch McConnell — he’s out-foxed.
I’m ready for that big White House.
I’ll decimate Bill Clinton’s spouse.
I do not like Dems here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
A train wreck! A train wreck!
Could you, would you, wreck this train?
Mr. Harvard Law School brain?
Watch me! Watch me!
Wreck this train.
Obamacare will be my gain!
My colleagues hate me — I don’t care.
Harry Reid — tear out your hair.
I can stand there all night long.
Watch me, I am never wrong.
You do not like it.
So you say.
Try it, try it,
and you may.
Say!
I like Obamacare!
I do, I like it, Cruz I am.
It will get me out of Texas!
So I’ll argue that it wrecks us.
I do so like Obamacare.
It will get me everywhere!
Thank you.
Thank you,
Cruz I am.
Ruth Marcus’ e-mail address is ruthmarcus@washpost.com.
