If you’ve ever looked for love on popular dating app Tinder — or thumbed through your friend’s Tinder account, at least — you know there’s potential there for madness.
Tinder makes easy — or . Some people for their Tinder behavior. Others wonder if Tinder’s . And Tinder’s creators are laughing .
All of that said, Tinder gives us plenty of food for thought, and that’s where Tinderfessions was born. The site takes anonymous confessions fueled by Tinder users’ experiences/imaginations. Surely not all of it’s true, but the site’s has drawn nearly 180,000 followers who check in regularly on the many adventures within.
Here are 10 of the most stoney, smoke-fueled Tinderfessions we found:
Rubik’s Cubes represent on Tinderfession.
My ability to solve the Rubik’s cube has gotten me laid 4 times now…and counting. Girls think I’m smart…Nahh just a stoner – Luke
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions)
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Alien encounters do, too.
First time meeting a match we got so high that he left because the mothership was calling him. The sex was good anyway. – Aimee
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions)
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There’s nothing wrong with admitting one’s love of pizza.
Ever since i put “i like pizza” as my bio, all the guys that i meet buy me pizza. – Selena
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions)
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But paranoia doesn’t mix well with Tinder.
I can’t go on tinder when I’m stoned cause I think every guy’s profile is fake and I’m being catfished. – Amy
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions)
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Tinder’s great for connecting with like-minded hippies.
Met a match in the woods near a river. We smoked. We fucked. We hula hooped. It was the hippiest match of all time. – Star
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions)
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Never forget: ‘YOU ALWAYS PURPEN!!!!!!’
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions)
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… and then the munchies come into play.
I had a guy ask if he could eat nutella off of me….i was strangely inclined to agree. – Kaye
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions)
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… and the video games.
Went to a match’s house, he had the new mario kart. We played for hours. Almost forgot about the sex. – Amy
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions)
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… and the pre-jail “don’t-forget-me” letters.
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions)
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Of course generosity abounds on Tinder.
He said “Don’t bring any bud, I’m smoking you up all night” and my panties hit the ground so hard they’re in Japan now. – Tan
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions)
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