It’s a tough day for the dozens of fans in Colorado. to toss on your , spike your hair (with frosted tips), hit the gym (to get as swoll as possible) and fill a party bus with Monster Energy and Burnett’s Vodka to head to Red Rocks Amphitheatre to see Nickelback.
But, alas, life doesn’t always turn out the way we plan. But to help you get through it, we’ve put together 10 ways to spend today that’s not seeing Nickelback at Red Rocks:
10) Look at this graph:
9) See how much of one Bud Light Lime you can drink.
8) Sit quietly in a dark room.
7) Attend the (there will be Bud Light Lime).
6) Enjoy on the internet.
5) Study the of Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne’s marriage while listening to Lavigne’s on repeat.
4) Reflect upon humanity as you (2000s), which features Nickelback as No. 7 above Jay Z, Kanye West, Britney Spears and others.
3) Read in which Matt Diehl describes the band as “the sonic equivalent of too many unfortunate goatees.”
2) Pick a random selection of people from the street, give them instruments, tell them to play whatever Nickelback song comes to mind, hire a group of people to stand around you and aggressively scream at you, stand in the middle of the crowd, close your eyes, raise your Jägerbomb to the sky and you’ll very nearly be experiencing a true Nickelback concert.
1) Read by Chuck Klosterman.
